Ep 135: The Lamehole [141:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“You motherfuck, I kill you bitch!”

Hello and welcome to the 135th episode of the made in Montana locally owned and operated live audio and video Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you so very fucking much to everyone that joined us for The Jamhole New Years Eve Live Video Party Extravaganza.  In tonights episode we talk about some new shit we will be working on for the new year.  We thank people that donate money to help support the show, Mat schools Brayden on some basic economics, then we reflect on the past 135 episodes of the Jamhole, and what our lives would have been like if there was no such thing as The Jamhole.  Then we read some email, talk about drunk emailing, then we play some voicemails, and talk about New Years Revolutions.  Of course after that we have to check back in with the bad parent crazy guy who lost his daughter.  She might be 16 or 17, or she might be 3. I’m going to tell you to stay away from my daughter, but I refuse to tell you who the fuck my daughter is.  Do you know why?  Because I’m a huge douche bag, and a douche bag tends to do douche bag things.  I’m also a huge pussy hiding behind a restricted phone number and I love getting my hole all corned out You know who the fuck I’m talking about, this is your last warning you drug addict fuck.  We don’t hide behind restricted phone numbers or unavailable agendas.  Everything is all right here right now, and if you find your balls sometime between now and the next live show, you feel more then fucking free to give us a fucking call.  The number in case you forgot is 406.204.4687.  Its all on you, reach out and touch someone.  Anyways, after that nonsense we do some confessions (New Years Eve Style), then we do some news, then we do some clues.

We take live calls all throughout the episode, and I think we might have caused a heart attack.  That will make a lot more sense after you listen to the episode.  After you vote for us on podcast alley because its a new month… NAY, a new year!!!!  Click on some news stories:  Breast feeding on facebook, impressing your date with burning man, and finally, blinding pilots with laser beams.  Of course we talk about this and we talk about that, and somehow all of our talking managed to take up over 2 hours.  Dicks and Pussys of the Galleria Legume, I proudly present to you our very super special new years eve edition of The Jamhole.

We found new friends. They do a podcast, and its quite entertaining.  Check out the hotcakes podcast.

The new live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show.  You can also call that number and leave a voice message for us to play on the next show.  How fucking cool is that?  Its really fucking cool.

Also congratulations to Mat 3’s bad Vengeance, with the jamhole’s help, they made it to the final round of the Project Independant contest. Of course, as in all internet type voting contests, the next round allows you to vote every 24 hours. So if you guys like the show, do us a favor, it only takes a minute. Go to Project Independant and vote for Vengeance in the 2009 featured artist contest. Once you vote, check your email and click to verify, just like how you would vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast,  If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 134: Rough Times [132:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“This is the most beautiful place on the Internet.”

Hello and welcome to episode 134 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated live audio and video Jamhole comedy podcast. First of all, a huge thank you goes out to everyone that joined us at thejamhole.com/livevideo for the Monday night live show.  We had a great time, and if you missed it, be sure to sign up for our Jamhole SMS updates or follow us on thejamhole.com/twitter so you never have to try and remember when the live shows are again.  The next live show WILL BE WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER  31ST. So if you ain’t got shit to do, or you can’t do shit because you’re still on probation from last new years eve party, then come join us for our special end of the month year in review live new years eve podcast extravaganza!

So in tonight’s show we start off by apologizing for Friday’s show, which then of course inevitably leads into the never ending saga of sadness that is Mat’s love life (or lack thereof), getting a rascal stuck in snow because your a huge, fat old bitch, and of course, some gas station high jinks. After that we do some confessions, then we do some noose.  Noose stories included are such as:  Skipping breakfast for sex, and Obama the magic negro.  We hope you have at least half as much fun listening to this 2 plus hours of bad motherfuckin shit we call the jamhole, as we did making this bad ass motherfuckin shit we call the jamhole.  We will for absolutely certain see you on New Years for the year in review show!

The new live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show.  You can also call that number and leave a voice message for us to play on the next show.  How fucking cool is that?  Its really fucking cool.

Also congratulations to Mat 3’s bad Vengeance, with the jamhole’s help, they made it to the final round of the Project Independant contest. Of course, as in all internet type voting contests, the next round allows you to vote every 24 hours. So if you guys like the show, do us a favor, it only takes a minute. Go to Project Independant and vote for Vengeance in the 2009 featured artist contest. Once you vote, check your email and click to verify, just like how you would vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 133: Death Race [110:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“You pulled your brains out your ass.”

Hello and welcome to episode 133 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the Friday night day after Christmas show. On tonight’s show, we have Ryan the salt guy back in the studio with us. Join the jamhole as we delve into such cutting edge issues such as fixing audio hums caused by ground loops, mat’s hate for ryan, the new jamhole sms notifier, ryan’s respect for mat and the jamhole, and then of course the new girl mat has been seeing kind of. It goes back and forth as all things tend to do. So after this and that we do some confessions, then we do some news, then we do some clues. News stories included are: Knife in the back for christmas, revenge on your ex… Santa style, Tel Aviv sex orgies, and getting your dick bit.

The new live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show.  You can also call that number and leave a voice message for us to play on the next show.  How fucking cool is that?  Its really fucking cool.

Also congratulations to Mat 3’s bad Vengeance, with the jamhole’s help, they made it to the final round of the Project Independant contest. Of course, as in all internet type voting contests, the next round allows you to vote every 24 hours. So if you guys like the show, do us a favor, it only takes a minute. Go to Project Independant and vote for Vengeance in the 2009 featured artist contest. Once you vote, check your email and click to verify, just like how you would vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 132: Tolerance [112:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Don’t make it sound like rape.”

Hello and welcome to episode 132 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the Wednesday night Christmas eve show. On tonight’s show, Mat and Brayden completely plow through such in your face topics like all the stupid things people do in the name of Christmas, christmas eve, midnight candle services, the new Jamhole SMS update widget (sign up to get text messages), the first jamhole live audience show, and of course, the girl thing. Thanks to everyone that joined us for the live show, and again, I apologize for the annoying fucking humming sound, I guess that’s the price we pay to be able to take live phone calls via skype. Skype name: thejamhole, Skype number: 406-204-4687. So after that we talk about spam, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include but are not limited to: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher, what set you claiming, and getting killed by juggalo pussy faggots. Thank you all so much for joining us.

Keep an eye on the site for our new live call in phone number. As far as I know, the number will be 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show friday. The number will be activated as soon as it is done processing. Feel free to skype thejamhole until the number works, and leave us voice messages.

Also congratulations to Mat 3’s bad Vengeance, with the jamhole’s help, they made it to the final round of the Project Independant contest. Of course, as in all internet type voting contests, the next round allows you to vote every 24 hours. So if you guys like the show, do us a favor, it only takes a minute. Go to Project Independant and vote for Vengeance in the 2009 featured artist contest. Once you vote, check your email and click to verify, just like how you would vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 131: Freestyle [123:11m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Are you tweaking? Oh no, its just parkinsons. I can never tell.”

Hello and welcome to episode 131 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the monday show. On tonights show, Mat and Brayden disgust such ground breaking issues like Ben freestyle rapping on Mat’s voicemail at four in the morning as per the intro, and Mat creating a rough draft track of something for the emo poetry album, as per the outro.  Then we get into a little Mat getting fifty cents back from the negative tipper, the prank phone call, and then of course Mat’s failed girl quest talk.  OOOooh Meth!!!! Then we talk about Brayden’s friend that almost got aids, and then we take our first ever skype phone call!  Fuck yea! Then of course Ben shows up, and we make him feel really bad and leave, thanks for the warning Kyle!  So then we talk about aids some more, then we do some confessions.  After that we do news, then we do clues.  News stories include: getting high with Sarah Palin, death by foot massager, teen drug abuse, and nurses turn tricks to make ends meet. Thank you to everyone who turned up for the live show, we’ll see you wednesday. Tell a friend.

Also congratulations to Mat 3’s bad Vengeance, with the jamhole’s help, they made it to the final round of the Project Independant contest.  Of course, as in all internet type voting contests, the next round allows you to vote every 24 hours.  So if you guys like the show, do us a favor, it only takes a minute.  Go to Project Independant and vote for Vengeance in the 2009 featured artist contest. Once you vote, check your email and click to verify, just like how you would vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 130: Sound It Out [136:18m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“That was kindergarten when we learned that you fucking retards!”

Hello and welcome to episode 130 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast.  Thank you all for checking out the friday show. On tonights show, Mat and Ben conquer such important issues as post office lines, old people buying stamps, more about the girl and office party, budget cuts and depression, which eventually of course leads into how we are all basically fucked.  After that we do some confessions then we do some news.  Heres the news links: Getting it all wrong with a 12 year old, it bit my eye, going public with your sins, and of course we check back in with the duggars, who have of coursed had their 18th fucking child.  Can someone please stop this madness?  Like seriously, this really seriously absolutely has to stop.  Thats all. Welcome to an episode full of Ben reading like a retard, and some good wholesome live better lives speak. This is sound it out.

And now, a little message to our friends at brianisinyou, from the jamhole.

Oh, and speaking of pod CRAP!!! (thats right, I even gots jokes in the show notes) Hey brian king, you want beef?  My whole crew gots beef.  You want war?  I’ll take you to war mang!  You big fucking pussy bitch, we were fans of your show Brian King, we linked to you and everything, and now all of the sudden you have some bad ass black double ended dildo shoved up your think tank?  What the fuck is up with that shit you whiny little piece of fuck?  Whats wrong Brian King?  Are you sad that a couple of podcasters from montana with no experience at all doing live audio and video streams are releasing higher quality / more quantity podcasts than you are?  It’s ok Brian Queen, I understand.  I mean fuck Brianna, I’m baffled that you can find the time to do the show once a week with all that cock sucking you do… You should open up a little sperm bank, at least that way you might get paid a little for all that cock deep throating you do.  I mean seriously, you suck cock at podcasting, and we both know you aren’t making shit doing that.  As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet you are much better at swallowing sperm then you are at podcrapping.  Like I said, if you wanna battle, we can battle, just don’t get all pussy sore when we tear you a new one.  That goes for any other smart mouth bitch nigga out there who thinks they want a piece of The Jamhole.  There’s plenty to go around.  I say just to make things interesting, round 2 should be a rap battle, and round 3 should be a videocast battle.  Unless of course your too busy catching a ride to cocksuckerville.  In which case, we accept your surrender. Now serving whoever the fuck else thinks they want some.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Click here and vote for Mat’s band Vengence so they can get famous and we can get paid! This is their myspace.

While your at it, vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 129: Practice Date [129:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“What don’t you know, what was the last episode you listened to?”

Hello and welcome to episode 129 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast.  In tonight’s episode we have Ben back in the studio to allow him rebuttal for all the nasty things Marcus said to him on episode 127: The Other Side.  So we talk about this girl Mat met, then we talk about Ben having a seriously hard time finding a job.  Then we talk about getting jobs in general in this day and age, and finally get to Ben’s side of the problem.  I think we start to dissect Ben’s humor.  Your not gonna wanna miss that.  After that we do some confessions, then we do some news.  News stories might be: Getting laid in grade school, Its not a tumor, its my brother, bagging up hookers, and taking the piss… Literally.  BAAAAZING!!! Cmon, I got mad jokes up in this podcast beeyotch, join us on two hour mantastic episode of The Jamhole.

And now, a little message to our friends at brianisinyou, from the jamhole.

Oh, and speaking of pod CRAP!!! (thats right, I even gots jokes in the show notes) Hey brian king, you want beef?  My whole crew gots beef.  You want war?  I’ll take you to war mang!  You big fucking pussy bitch, we were fans of your show Brian King, we linked to you and everything, and now all of the sudden you have some bad ass black double ended dildo shoved up your think tank?  What the fuck is up with that shit you whiny little piece of fuck?  Whats wrong Brian King?  Are you sad that a couple of podcasters from montana with no experience at all doing live audio and video streams are releasing higher quality / more quantity podcasts than you are?  It’s ok Brian Queen, I understand.  I mean fuck Brianna, I’m baffled that you can find the time to do the show once a week with all that cock sucking you do… You should open up a little sperm bank, at least that way you might get paid a little for all that cock deep throating you do.  I mean seriously, you suck cock at podcasting, and we both know you aren’t making shit doing that.  As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet you are much better at swallowing sperm then you are at podcrapping.  Like I said, if you wanna battle, we can battle, just don’t get all pussy sore when we tear you a new one.  That goes for any other smart mouth bitch nigga out there who thinks they want a piece of The Jamhole.  There’s plenty to go around.  I say just to make things interesting, round 2 should be a rap battle, and round 3 should be a videocast battle.  Unless of course your too busy catching a ride to cocksuckerville.  In which case, we accept your surrender. Now serving whoever the fuck else thinks they want some.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Click here and vote for Mat’s band Vengence so they can get famous and we can get paid! This is their myspace.

While your at it, vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 128: Group Hug [123:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Why don’t you act like less of a douche?”

Hello and welcome to episode 128 of made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast.  In tonight’s episode we have Brayden back, as well as a special guest female… Who only stays for the first 15 minutes of the show.  P.S. If your reading this, or you listened to the show, I was merely venting, so don’t be butt hurt, and I hope you enjoy the Jamhole t-shirts. Perhaps next time you are around and have time to stay for a whole show, you can come kick it.  Anyways, in tonights episode, we talk about our special guest female, and then we discuss the movie “The Day Earth Stood Still.” After that we get into how serious we are about podcasting, and Mat’s potential office christmas party +1.  Then we do a quaint sexy little re enactment sent in to us by 26.  I’m not gonna get into the details, but the party’s involved are male aged 53 and female aged 12… Of course!…  After that we get into the beautiful blood filled boner giving magic that is anonymous internet confessions.  That’s right folks, one entire 2 hours plus episode dedicated to everyone who’s life totally sucks little dicks and butts.

Oh, and speaking of pod CRAP!!! (thats right, I even gots jokes in the show notes) Hey brian king, you want beef?  My whole crew gots beef.  You want war?  I’ll take you to war mang!  You big fucking pussy bitch, we were fans of your show Brian King, we linked to you and everything, and now all of the sudden you have some bad ass black double ended dildo shoved up your think tank?  What the fuck is up with that shit you whiny little piece of fuck?  Whats wrong Brian King?  Are you sad that a couple of podcasters from montana with no experience at all doing live audio and video streams are releasing higher quality / more quantity podcasts than you are?  It’s ok Brian Queen, I understand.  I mean fuck Brianna, I’m baffled that you can find the time to do the show once a week with all that cock sucking you do… You should open up a little sperm bank, at least that way you might get paid a little for all that cock deep throating you do.  I mean seriously, you suck cock at podcasting, and we both know you aren’t making shit doing that.  As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet you are much better at swallowing sperm then you are at podcrapping.  Like I said, if you wanna battle, we can battle, just don’t get all pussy sore when we tear you a new one.  That goes for any other smart mouth bitch nigga out there who thinks they want a piece of The Jamhole.  There’s plenty to go around.  I say just to make things interesting, round 2 should be a rap battle, and round 3 should be a videocast battle.  Unless of course your too busy catching a ride to cocksuckerville.  In which case, we accept your surrender. Now serving whoever the fuck else thinks they want some.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Click here and vote for Mat’s band Vengence so they can get famous and we can get paid! This is their myspace.

While your at it, vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 127: The Other Side [95:16m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Here’s a sucker, merry christmas.”

Hello and welcome to another special sunday version of the jamhole, this will be episode 127, with special guests marcus and kyle.  On tonights episode we learn the other half to the story of ben moving out.  Did he really fuck his roomates over or was it all fabricated lies?  You just have to listen and be the judge.  So we talk about this and we talk about that, then we talk about delivering food in 10 below weather, only to get tipped a sucker, being nice to your servers, and I finally figured out who the anonymous caller thats been calling my cell phone was.  Take a listen to the end of this episode to hear the clip of us talking to them.  Those who were listening to the live audio/video feed got to hear it as it was being recorded. So dont miss the next live show.  Anyways, after we talk about marcus and kyle, we do some news.  The confessions site was broken, so there was none of that I’m very sorry to say.  The news stories are: shooting your wife for fear she will rip your balls off, having zipper problems in a gas station, fingering chickens, and putting a hit out on your father. Pardon the audio, kyle has a hard time keeping his face anywhere near the mic, but thats ok, we can’t all have been born to do this.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Click here and vote for Mat’s band Vengence so they can get famous and we can get paid! This is their myspace.

While your at it, vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.

 

 Ep 126: Lords Prayer [142:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Shortly after that I lost interest in god.”

Hello and welcome to episode 126 of The Jamhole. On tonights episode we have brayden back with us as we tackle such pressing issues as four way stops, humans comfortability and living space, mail order brides the right way, more work shit and spitting.  Then we do some confessions then we do some news.  News stories are limited but not included to: sexy burkha art, your last stage performance ever, before you go out raping, make sure you got your raping shirt on, and if you write on my wall one more time, I swear to fuck I will stomp your kittens face so hard.  After news we do some blotter head to head style.  Theres miscellaneous lumps of other shit lovingly sprinkled throughout this wonderful two hour plus size episode.  We hope you enjoy.  Go buy a dildo, your wife will thank you… Trust me.

Also, we are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Click here and vote for Mat’s band Vengence so they can get famous and we can get paid! This is their myspace.

While your at it, vote for the jamhole on podcast alley.

Buy a tshirt, or dont, i really dont give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you dont have paypal, send money in a greeting card to the jamhole p.o. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the about us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Dont forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, and Astronomy Cast. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. They are the few podcasts we actually enjoy listening to.

Thanks for listening, tell people stuff.