Ep 198: Namek [124:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Rent costs a lot in negative money land.”

Hello and welcome to episode 198 The Jamhole free comedy podcast. On tonight’s episode we have danni running the record button with Jon sitting on the couch. We did the whole thing, without even thinking twice. I hope braydens head doesn’t explode because he sounded pretty serious over the phone. I’m sure everything will be ok if we just put our trust in the one true… Well you know what i mean. So we talk about Wendys fucking up some more shit, you’d like to think we know better by now, but we do not. We talk about banks and why they are a bunch of fucking assholes, I’m sure you all know exactly what I’m talking about. Jon interjects here and there, I was super excited when Danni told me I should take Jon to work at like 8 in the AM. Super excited. But when they promise a blow job, and those are not as plentiful as they used to be, you’ll do it. Of course you’ll do it. You have to, I mean fuck dude, its a fucking blow job for fucks sake. So then we talk about the best rape scene ever in the movie The last house on the left. After that… Holy fucking shit, after that we talk about Dragonball Z. I cant even describe this just listen to it. You may run twitter, but I gotcha here bitch. This shit right here? This is my shit. I know you read this. That ass is mine bitch. Oh, and I did find out who Bo Bice is. Bo Bice was the runner up in the fourth season of American Idol. Tickets to a Bo Bice concert? Wow dude, thats really fucking smooth.

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 Ep 197: Asbestosis [120:35m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“I know your secretly gay, so that’s why I did it.”

Hello and welcome to episode 197 The Jamhole free comedy podcast. On tonight’s episode we start out talking about a confession Mat feels he needs to get off his chest. I’ll give you a hint, it has to do with his penis and a swimming pool, and probably some semen. After that we talk about a little synchronicity, smoking in a propane and propane accessory shop, and how I would whip a certain other podcast hosts’ girlfriend into proper shape. After that we talk about the relationship status, dike hair cuts, and illiteracy. Then we talk about racist neighbors, how hollywood is totally out of movie ideas, and nerd rules. After that we talk about Germany’s almost evil patent, the death town Mat delivers to once a month, and how its super fun to live there. After that we talk about a retard girl who puts her life on the line to save her ipod, and how google is skynet and knows everything you are doing, before you know you are going to do it.

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 Ep 196: Catch Phrase [122:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“I wanna see the old man creepiness.”

Hello and welcome to episode 196 The Jamhole free comedy podcast. On tonight’s episode we have the illustrious industrial band 26z in the studio to talk about the Alzheipalooza experience, Montana people in general, and lots of sex. I’m totally kidding of course, we talk about all sorts of other shit, but this show is too amazing for show notes, so I will simply leave you with links to the two news stories we did and the 26z website. Found dead in a tv box, and the worse babysitter ever. Oh yea, you probably wanna go check out the website for 26z also. By the way, the album art for tonights episode is Siren of 26z all pierced the fuck up (HOT). Danni found this picture of her while trolling the myspace… Fucking trolls.

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 Ep 195: Alzheipalooza 2009 part 3 [49:28m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Are you going to seriously mic this?”

Hello and welcome to episode 195 part 3 of 3 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. This episode was recorded live at Alzheipalooza 2009. This was our first live audience show, and it was freakin awesome! Not only did we do our show in front of a live outside audience at Depot Park, but we also streamed the whole concert to the rest of the world that was unable to make it to the event. We had a great turn out, a lot of great bands, and fun times had by all. We were honored to have been a part of it, and look forward to doing the whole thing over again next year. This episode is split into 3 parts for your listening pleasure. In part 3, we start off with Mat doing confessions over the loud speakers, then we have the following bands in the order they appear on the episode. We had to cut out a lot of their music, but tried to give each band 2 or 3 songs. If you would like to hear the whole show in its entirety, I will be uploading and making a page on the site where you can download higher quality mp3s, completely unedited. Look for those in the next couple days. They will be on the site, but I am NOT posting them on the podcast feed. Click the band names to check out their myspace pages. If you are unable to click on the band name, that means we were unable to find their myspace page or any other web site for them. In the next couple days we will be uploading the pictures we took. If you are in one of the bands and want the originals of these pictures, get a hold of us. You can also see the video that was streamed at thejamhole.com/ustream, and thejamhole.com/forums. Also, if you are a band and would like us to stream your next event or show, or do our show in conjunction with yours, let us know.

Valsalva Maneuver

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 Ep 195: Alzheipalooza 2009 part 2 [142:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Bringing me food will definitly make me like your band.”

Hello and welcome to episode 195 part 2 of 3 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. This episode was recorded live at Alzheipalooza 2009. This was our first live audience show, and it was freakin awesome! Not only did we do our show in front of a live outside audience at Depot Park, but we also streamed the whole concert to the rest of the world that was unable to make it to the event. We had a great turn out, a lot of great bands, and fun times had by all. We were honored to have been a part of it, and look forward to doing the whole thing over again next year. This episode is split into 3 parts for your listening pleasure. In part 2 we have the following bands in the order they appear on the episode. We had to cut out a lot of their music, but tried to give each band 2 or 3 songs. If you would like to hear the whole show in its entirety, I will be uploading and making a page on the site where you can download higher quality mp3s, completely unedited. Look for those in the next couple days. They will be on the site, but I am NOT posting them on the podcast feed. Click the band names to check out their myspace pages. If you are unable to click on the band name, that means we were unable to find their myspace page or any other web site for them. In the next couple days we will be uploading the pictures we took. If you are in one of the bands and want the originals of these pictures, get a hold of us. You can also see the video that was streamed at thejamhole.com/ustream, and thejamhole.com/forums. Also, if you are a band and would like us to stream your next event or show, or do our show in conjunction with yours, let us know.

26z
Warcry
Drain Bamage
Enemy Mine
Graveyard Girl Scouts

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 Ep 195: Alzheipalooza 2009 part 1 [147:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“If Miss Cleo scams you out of 100,000 dollars, then you don’t deserve that money in the first place.”

Hello and welcome to episode 195 part 1 of 3 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. This episode was recorded live at Alzheipalooza 2009. This was our first live audience show, and it was freakin awesome! Not only did we do our show in front of a live outside audience at Depot Park, but we also streamed the whole concert to the rest of the world that was unable to make it to the event. We had a great turn out, a lot of great bands, and fun times had by all. We were honored to have been a part of it, and look forward to doing the whole thing over again next year. This episode is split into 3 parts for your listening pleasure. In part 1 we have the following bands in the order they appear on the episode. We had to cut out a lot of their music, but tried to give each band 2 or 3 songs. If you would like to hear the whole show in its entirety, I will be uploading and making a page on the site where you can download higher quality mp3s, completely unedited. Look for those in the next couple days. They will be on the site, but I am NOT posting them on the podcast feed. Click the band names to check out their myspace pages. If you are unable to click on the band name, that means we were unable to find their myspace page or any other web site for them. In the next couple days we will be uploading the pictures we took. If you are in one of the bands and want the originals of these pictures, get a hold of us. You can also see the video that was streamed at thejamhole.com/ustream, and thejamhole.com/forums. Also, if you are a band and would like us to stream your next event or show, or do our show in conjunction with yours, let us know.

Virus Invaders III
Twitch’d
Sephirot
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape
Vagina Spiders

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 Ep 194: General Consensus [107:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“All this arguing is making me horny.”

Hello and welcome to episode 194 of made in Montana tri-weekly free comedy podcast. In tonight’s episode we start the show talking about the Monday night fight between Mat and Danni and the fight they had after the show that none of you got to hear, there’s always a pre fight, and then the real fight following. After that we read an email from Paulo about the Monday night fight. Then we talk about the May 23rd show where we will be performing our very first live audience show, minus an audience since it will be at 8 in the fucking morning. After that we talk about Mat and Danni’s nasty period sex. Then we talk about the new fossil that was found that fills the gap in the evolutionary chain. Then we talk about a forum called Rapture Ready where the bible thumpers can vent and get pissed off about the google image of a monkey instead of god because google is an Atheist.

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 Ep 193: Pearl Necklace [114:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“You can see my dick and balls flapping!”

Hello and welcome to episode 193 of made in Montana tri-weekly free comedy podcast. In tonight’s episode we start talking about livevideo fucking us cuz we’re still pissed about that, after that we talk about how we have to wake up early as hell to break down all our equipment to do an hour show in depot park for Alzhelpalooza this Saturday. After that we talk about our new internet card that allows us to use the internet anywhere so Mat comes up with the awesome idea to record us and stream us playing folf thinking it will be the best idea ever, but it’s not so much. After that Mat tells us about the weirdest dream ever, like this one is seriously the weirdest one. The others were weird but this one has got them beat for sure. After that we talk about how everyone is  vocoding now thus creating a generation of talentless music and even worse rap music. After that we talk about work, my favorite..

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 Ep 192: Life Cycles [136:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“That’s what we all have to look forward to.”

Welcome to Episode 192 of The Jamhole. On tonights show the saga continues when we find out what the fuck was going on with the last episode. Apologies have been issued, and thats all there is to say about it, shit happens. After that we talk about getting wrecked and being hysterical, bad and serious, while waiting for test results. And whatever you do, please remember, don’t say the “C” word around her. The more you think about it, the worse its going to get. After that Brayden makes the greatest Star Wars joke I’ve ever heard. After that we talk about the oldest Twitter member ever so far… And if you were wondering, Twitter is actually 3 years old, not 5 like Mat said. Slurp. Holla out to IvyBean for managing to evade cancer for over 104 years. That has got to be some kind of world record. Honestly Mat thinks perhaps she is a twitter bot experiment. Over 5,000 followers now, can you believe that shit? Anyway, next we talk about some husband 1.0 software tech support shit. It’s funny because you put numbers in front of everything you hate about your husband, and it makes it funny.

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 Ep 191: Spring Cleaning [119:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“I got paid to rub one out on this paper towel.”

Hello and welcome to episode 191 of made in Montana tri-weekly free comedy podcast. In tonight’s episode Mat has a mid-life pod crisis. Then we talk about some blah and some blahblahblah. After that we get into some meh and some bleh. Then we talk about some other shit but who really cares anymore, this is probably the last episode. Everyone email Mat and tell him how much you all love him and need to hear The Jamhole so he won’t be so depressed and get the sand out of his vagina. So we talk about the 7 cleary fake stories that fooled the mainstream media into thinking it was a real story, might want to check your sources. We probably talk about something else after that which leads us to talk about some other shit.

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