Ep 275: Sticky Stuff

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“I don’t want to feel any scruff on my balls.”

The world is going to end December 21st, 2012, or so I’ve been told… What’s really funny is there are people out there who actually believe this crap. I was listening to the SGU (Skeptics Guide to the Universe) recently and someone they were interviewing mentioned something about setting up a website for all of the people who believe the world is going to end on 2012 to donate all of their worldly possessions. His theory is that if the world is going to end in a couple years, those believers aren’t going to need their belongings. Why not give it to someone else to worry about. I think this is a fantastic idea. So if we have any believers in the whole world is going to end in 2012 thing, I would like to open up The Jamhole as a receiver of your stuff. Whatever you own, go ahead and send it to The Jamhole’s PO box. We will gladly take the burden of your worldly possessions off of you, and carry it on our broad shoulders. I’m sure you have lots of other things to worry about, with the whole world coming to a swift and abrupt end and all. So get your affairs in order. Make your peace, and send us all your stuff. Preferably in the form of cash money. But hey, we’re not picky.

  • Yay for me getting the stitches out of my dick. I feel much better. Also, thanks for sticking my balls to my dick. That was really uncomfortable.
  • Danni is cold all the time because she hates herself. Stop stifling my sexual creativity.
  • Danni gave me permission to have a threesome. Thank you!
  • You’re welcome Newsy.
  • Danni’s new job makes some ok food. The atmosphere sucks though. I guess that’s my fault for going on college football day.
  • Just because you have a degree, doesn’t mean you know fuck all about cooking, or anything else for that matter.
  • Hey Live Video cam whores, if I find your show by searching for titties, there had better be some titties. If I come into your room and I don’t see titties, and I ask for titties, you are NOT allowed to kick me. Don’t you know who the fuck I am?
  • In case you haven’t seen it yet, Danni’s surgery documentary can be found on youtube, vimeo, the feed, keithcourage.com, and the forums. Did I get them all? Pass that shit around to all your friends, rate it, subscribe, and spread th word. Again, a huge thanks to Mcnally for putting that shit together. It’s amazing.
  • It’s that time of year again. One of the jamhole’s favorite holidays. Kick a ginger day! Cyberbullying at it’s finest. Hey parents, discipline your goddamn kids.
  • Ok, I take that last comment back. This is our new favorite time of year. Kick a jew day!!!! Your kids are stupid because their teachers are stupid. Either that or you are stupid. It’s not our fault jewish kids are snotty and annoying.
  • Paying kids to spit on you. I smell a pervert!
  • Good idea, just keep popping out twat turds until you have twins. I would be ok with this as long as you kill the kids that are not twins. But if you keep them, that is not ok. Stop hoarding children. That is absolutely not cool.
  • Merry Christmas to us! Are those pipes and bongs? No, they are Christmas ornaments.
  • You just hit that guy! Shouldn’t a been standing there… Would you take a shot from a golf ball for $250,000? Fuck yea Danni would!
  • Twentysix leaves a message about how awesome the Droid is. It’s ok Josh, don’t cry. First of all, the Iphone can lick my nuts, and second of all, the Iphone can lick my nuts.
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About Mat Lee

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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