Ep 310: Tiny Tunes

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“If I can flavor the pee, I’m in.”

Every now and then the medical marijuana debate will surface in the local newspapers here in the Flathead Valley. Montana was the 11th state to pass some type of medical marijuana legislation, with 62% of the votes. More than half of the people that showed up to vote that day had some good decent common sense. I would like to talk about the other 38% or so that still cling to the dying belief that if you smoke weed, you will rape and murder babies. I blame the years and years of negative propaganda back in the early days of prohibition. I would imagine these are the same people driving around town with McCain, Palin and Bush stickers still on their vehicles. Those stickers can be a bitch to get off. Anyways, one of the very annoying things these pot haters keep on doing, is lumping weed in with drugs like heroin, cocaine, meth, etc… I’m sorry, but there needs to be a major reclassification of this shit. If you think weed is like heroin, that’s the same as me thinking doctors on House or Scrubs could really get down on some surgical shit in real life, and not kill the person. It’s not the same thing. Plus, if you are going to run around spouting off that all drugs are the same, then toss alcohol, tobacco, caffeine, taurine, Tylenol, and aspirin into that bag while your at it. Those aren’t the same thing are they? Do you say that Lutherans are the same as Catholics which are the same as Protestants, which are the same as Muslims, which are the same as Baptists? I could do that all day. But no, you do not say that, although, if you think about it they are all kind of the same, or at least the ideas were all ripped off from the same ancient religions, but hey, nothing is original anymore.  The city and state stands to gain a nice little addition to their budgets if they do this right, while at the same time taking a little pressure off of the overpopulated prison system. Oh right, I forgot to mention, you might as well let everyone out of jail that’s in there for some silly marijuana charge. Unless of course, your goal is to create a sub population of crazy, blood thirsty soldiers for your crazy killer zombie army. Then just leave them in there, poke them with a stick once in a while, and feed them raw meat. That’s how you turn normal people into crazy blood thirsty zombie dogs.

  • The Dodgeball game 1 video is up on the feed, and on the youtubes. Thanks Mcnally!
  • Happy Valentines day…. Tyler. Oh and you too Danni.
  • Only one job per person right now, times are tough.
  • Guess who’s waking up crying now? Well yea, me still, but so is she!
  • Something is going on in our heads, and that’s why we are all having fucked up dreams, the end is nigh.
  • Quite possibly the biggest ass in the valley. Hey, make room for the rest of us pig. Could you imagine fucking that?
  • The way to god begins with a broken heart, or a crack habit, or a triple rape murder. Never on a good thing, always negative. Thanks god!
  • If you don’t want to be a single mom, then stop having kids. No one wants to raise the kids of someone else.
  • Our community, fighting the war on unsafe driving, one sign at a time. Feel free to call the number. Don’t talk and drive, unless you see someone being an asshole, then call this long ass number. Fail…
  • If you have a name in quotes, you are a “d-bag.” Should we call you “spook” or “stang”?
  • What the fuck is a jake brake? I’m glad you asked.
  • I called it, and now you have mumps. I win. We all lose. Also, the new aqua teen season is great. By the way…
  • WWJD? To drink pee or not to drink pee, that is the question.
  • Skeezing on our cell phone privacy. Privacy is dying for the most part, so that our convenience and capitalism can live on. Who’s information is it now?
  • You know what goes good with mahjong? Ketamine and cocaine… and meth. Nice. I will live out the rest of my days in a mahjong k-hole.
  • Grabbing another man by his nuts. Because I’m not leaving without your nuts in my hand. Beer bottle to the face, nuts ripped the fuck off. Very ninja.
  • Hey people in Singapore. Stop smoking pot. No wait, that’s not what I was saying. Stop stealing sand. Buy it from us. I have deserts full of the shit.
  • If you come here, keep your dick in your pants. Believe the signs. It’s not called the mile of lust for nothing.
  • Killing your autisticly retarded child. With new clorox bleach. I do these stories for Danni.
  • I have no idea what the fuck was going on with this. That’s how good that weed is.
  • So I married an axe murderer. That’s what happens when you axe the wrong questions.
  • And the torturing the retard story.
  • And the body in the highway story.
  • See you Monday!

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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