Ep 387: Shh Cool

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“Did you just call me an ugly hoe?”

This is how I know we are truly in the digital age. Back in the day, if you wanted to hook up with someone of the opposite gender (you know there wasn’t any gays back in the day), you would have to go to where the opposite gender was at. Whether it be a bar, or the laundromat, or the grocery store, you actually had to leave your house to get yourself a date. Either that or you would know a friend who’s girlfriend or boyfriend had a friend that just completely sucked at dating, and was super single. So you, being the good friend you are, would agree to go out with them, and that would be that. Well, no more do we have to leave the safe comfortable asylum that is our living room in order to find a mate. Sure Mat, we’ve known about this for quite sometime now, it’s called Facebook. To that I would say of course, but you and me, we’re different than everyone else, plus there wasn’t really shit else to write about. The mainstream is just now figuring out this whole online dating thing apparently. Or at least they are starting to study it. Just like the telephone was technology that made it easier to stay in touch, the internet is like the telephone on super steroids. We are vastly approaching an era where connectivity is ubiquitous, thus being connected to people will become more second nature than it already is. I also think that with this technology, the STD rate is going to increase as well. With more people dating outisde of their normal real life social circles, these diseases have a better chance of spreading to more and more people. Plus, if you use the internet to find you one night stands, you never have to tell anyone that you have aids or herpes, because chances are, you will never see them again. So it can go both ways, if used correctly it can be a great tool, but like so many other things in life, if abused, it can usher in the impending apocalypse. The article says“A new study finds that nearly a quarter of couples met online, and predicts the web may soon become the number one way Americans find a mate.” Anyways, it’s actually a pretty interesting article, so give it a read, I have some shit to do before the show tonight, so that’s all I’m going to say about it.

  • Shaun isn’t going to be with us for a bit. He left the state to go fuck dudes and try to get aids. Weird, I never pegged him as a bug chaser. I guess you never know.
  • Rapping (or not rapping) up at Casey’s. At least I got to help setup. Check out the music page to hear some rap. There is also a couple of videos on the YouYube page.
  • Danni is like 4 episodes away from having her PH.d in discovery health. The uncle is doing much better. Thank you to everyone that wrote a eulogy.
  • Yes, I don’t like Danni’s septum piercing. It’s personal preference. At least it’s something I can deal with. Just kidding, take that shit out or I’m out. Mooo!
  • Highway Zamboni number 2. This time we needed a bigger zamboni. Same accident, same place, different vehicles. One was a semi. That never gets old. When you drive, you should probably watch where you are going.
  • Let’s talk about the rap show. I love it when super fat bitches try to get up on the stripper pole. For every nasty fat disgusting chick out there, there is a guy just as into that fatness. They do give some mean head, and you know they can cook.
  • If you are a rapper, you need to have a hot chick next to you. I can’t have my girls looking like the slums. I’m a fucking rap star bitch.
  • If you got a Droid, we finally got android 2.2. Fucking sweet.
  • For the record, I need to have this recorded. I feel much better now.
  • The last couple of Futurama episodes were fucking brilliant.
  • The boondocks is still so fucking funny.
  • Dating in the Dark is the most brilliant social experiment ever. Hey homo, nice suspenders.
  • Maybe you should give a quick spelling test to the people you hire to paint your school zones.
  • This is why you shouldn’t go fuck around on a boat, if you don’t know how to swim.
  • At least a few places are starting to figure out that church is bullshit. Or at least that you shouldn’t support the Catholic church.
  • This guy should write a manual on how to dine and dash. He was the master.
  • Did you know people are still killing other people for their shoes. Fuck yea, now that’s ghetto. Mad Cows NiGGA! MC FOR LIFE!
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  • Remember, September 25th is the second annual Jamhole live show. Be there.

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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