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TJH 640: Traction

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“This ain’t the Walking Dead motherfucker, you can’t just claim shit.”

Back with another hilariously great episode of the Jamhole for your listening pleasure. Just a reminder, if you want to come experience Winter Wonderland here in Montana with us for 2015, send a message to info@thejamhole.com so we can take a head count. We’re going to do snowmobiling, skiing / snowboarding, and of course, a Jamhole live show. Let’s make this happen. Here’s some show notes.

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Ep 228: A Moment of Clarity

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“If the dick hole guy can do this I can do this.”

Everything is dying. From the moment of birth every carbon based life form counts the years which blur into months that dissipate into days which dissolve into hours that change into minutes which are made up of seconds that go tick tock, tick tock, counting down as our metabolism causes the cells that make up the substance of our material being to decay and whither into a worthless pile of sad memories. The older we get, the more we watch the clock do it’s thing as it has done for countless seconds in a never ending dance around the twelve sacred numbers. A very smart cartoon robot when asked the question of what time it was said, “Time is an abstract concept created by carbon based life forms to monitor their ongoing decay.” There is great truth in this quote, even if it does come from a robot. The only reason we have time is so we know how much longer we have left to play the game of life. Was there time before we came along and started keeping track of stuff? Who knows, and I have a headache right now, so I’m not even going to try and wrap mind around it. Basically, what it all boils down to is this. We are here for a limited time only. Some have longer than others, but it is the one thing we will all always have in common. We are always living from moment to moment, latching onto anything we can. Hopefully, during our last few seconds on this planet, we will finally achieve one final moment of clarity. A split second where suddenly everything becomes clear, and then… No one knows after that, not yet at least. But if you did know, it would kind of ruin the surprise.

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Ep 215: Forsaken

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“That’s right, they might screw us.”

All I really have to say is fuck religion. Ok, I lied, fuck religion and fuck lazy motherfucks at work that are making more money than me, but doing half the fucking work I am doing. It’s never been about money for me, as long as I have enough to survive, and keep this show going, and buy weed every now and again, I’m happy. What pisses me off is the fact that they can get away with it just because of the sheer luck of the family they were born into. If they would have been born into any other family, they would probably still be in jail or sucking dick for meth on the cold streets of kalispell or something. But I digress, this isn’t about him, it’s not even about meth. It’s about us, and this podcast we call the jamhole. I have been thinking it’s almost time to change the banner, and all the descriptions on all the sites, but I feel bad taking Brayden’s name off of things. Maybe I’ll wait until we have done just as many episodes without him as I did with him, that way it evens itself out or something. Plus, do you have any idea how many different websites we have a profile or account on? Well, I don’t either, but from the looks of the side menu, its a shit load. Ok, I have to watch some more True Blood and probably have some more sex with my fleshlight before Danni gets home. (Thanks mike from erototoys.com!)

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