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Ep 241: Politics

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“Your job is to purposely not help anyone.”

The moral of the story is just sit back, relax and smoke some weed. There is absolutely nothing you can do that is going to make a bit of good increase anywhere, for any amount of time. So fuck it. I like to increase my inner good to the power of 10, that way even when you bring me down, I’m still good. I mean shit, in my mind we’ve already solved all your problems, we’re just waiting for you to catch the fuck up. That’s what life is like being ahead of the game. I mean sure, we can step down a few feet and discuss things on your level, but why spoil the party? Grasp the quantum entanglement within and make it happen.

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Ep 227: Be Cool

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“I know that’s not going to accomplish anything.”

As hot as it gets in here, we manage to stay cool. Are you cool? If you listen to this show, of course you are. You have that heightened sense of awareness that only comes with being a Jamhole listener. You walk with an extra smooth demeanor because you know things other people do not. You are awareness, and it shows. People look at you and say to themselves, “Dayum, that human is totally aware of stuff.” We are quickly approaching our 250th episode, and on tomorrows show we will announce all the details. That’s right, we have finalized a venue, and the itinary is complete. Are you experienced? If not, after September 25th, you will be. We are very excited for this, and I hope to see you all here. I know we are in tough economic times, but if you have any kind of vacation time, or money saved up in a piggy bank, this will be the last and most awesome thing you do this summer. Montana is one of the most beautiful places in the US of A, not only for its scenery and comfortabilty, it’s serene calmness and affordability, but because Montana plays host to us, The Jamhole. We are Montana’s longest running, most funniest and awesome, best podcast ever. We beat the pants off those awful awkwardly sad radio hosts. We are more entertaining then most things you will find on television. But the greatest thing about The Jamhole is this. When we do live shows every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, not only do you get to sit and enjoy the show, you actually get to become part of the show. Whether it be by typing feedback into our live feedback system, calling into the live phone number, leaving messages, or just typing in the chat, we love to interact with you all, and you make the show what it is. For that we thank you, and on September 25th, we are going to PARTY SUPER PARTY! Jamhole style. I have told you all before, I have many styles, but this one is by far my most favorite.

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Ep 224: Not So Fresh

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“I actually had some stinky pussy my first time and it turned me off to that shit.”

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to force upon you all of our old dying traditions, in hopes that they may keep you trapped in an ancient, unevolved way of life, to hate and to scorn, in sickness, and in death, until the divorce papers are signed, amen. It’s amazing to me the things we choose to hold onto from our past ancestry, and the things that don’t quite make it through the filter. I understand that back in the day it was necessary, and a way to gain power. Back in the day when we were torturing people by disfiguring their genitals with searing hot hooks and rods, crushing their skulls until their eyes popped out, and maiming their limbs until they passed out from the pain, only to revive them just so you can put them out of their misery. The same misery you inflicted on them in the first place for believing in something you did not. Back in the day when marriage meant the joining of two countries in a pact of blood and child birth. Back in the day when if you made it to the ripe old age of 30, you were considered an elder, and wise beyond your years, and the average life expectancy was no more than 18 years. But seriously, why do we cling onto these dead traditions? I’m all about remembering the past so we don’t make the same stupid mistakes, but isn’t that what we’re all doing? It seems to me that now a days, life is just one mistake after another, with no rhyme or reason to why we do it, all we know is that it feels right. How can something so goddamn wrong and destined for failure trick so many people into falling into the jaws of that which will eventually eat us up and shit us out? I guess that’s just another part of being human.

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