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Ep 232: Kidfights

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“We do live like trash don’t we.”

When the saints go marching in, blinded by their own sin we rarely have a chance to connect. Floating around the ether instinctively following some pre programmed ordinance to fuck themselves off so perfectly, that some have said god actually appears to catch the ejaculate right as its gliding through the air into a gold goblet. Some say god is saving the sperm filled samples to create a race of super advanced even more less likely to succeed super, human mutant retards that will operate as his army. Which side are you on? I’ll tell you one thing, those retards give me the creeps, so I think it’s safe to say what side I’ll be on. I mean of course I’ll wait until the very last second, one because I’m a procrastinator, and two because I like to make educated guesses, so I’ll need as much evidence and information on the topic as possible, then I’ll pick. A very wise man once told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.” In today’s society, this couldn’t be more true. I don’t like all this nose picking that’s going on. It’s starting to drive me crazy.

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