Ep 216: Sting Operation

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“I wish I didn’t feel anything either.” Blood is thicker than water, but oil is thicker than blood. It’s too bad we cant power our vehicles on blood. Could you imagine? I bet we would look forward to our girls being on the rag if that was the case. I hate that saying. Blood is…… Continue reading Ep 216: Sting Operation

Ep 215: Forsaken

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“That’s right, they might screw us.” All I really have to say is fuck religion. Ok, I lied, fuck religion and fuck lazy motherfucks at work that are making more money than me, but doing half the fucking work I am doing. It’s never been about money for me, as long as I have enough…… Continue reading Ep 215: Forsaken

Ep 214: Crappie

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“Call me a bitch but I’m just not into that.” So there we were, sitting on a boat with Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw, drinking whiskey, telling each other tales of near death situations involving large angry sea creatures and old shitty boats, and showing the scars to prove it. The Orca’s old…… Continue reading Ep 214: Crappie

Ep 212: Contaminated

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“That’s why it’s called the challenge.” You may ask yourself, what exactly is the jamhole? Well, I’ve thought long and hard (dick pun) about it, and the best thing I can come up with is this. The Jamhole is the conglomeration of every single evil (but funny) thought anyone has ever thought about anything ever.…… Continue reading Ep 212: Contaminated