Ep 255: Crack the Nuts

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“Every time she would say something I would just start humping her.” So I was just outside smoking, in two inches of snow, and it occurred to me. Fuck it’s cold out here. Looks like the big swine flu hype is back, and the big deal about it now is whether or not to get the vaccine.…… Continue reading Ep 255: Crack the Nuts

Ep 254: Dead Churches

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“My dildo is porn, your dildo is a dildo.” Dead churches make up the majority of middle to larger sized towns, and we all know what’s inside dead churches. Dead people. Actually not dead in the sense the heartbeat stops and we bury you in the ground (or cremate you and put you in a…… Continue reading Ep 254: Dead Churches

Ep 253: Pull Out

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“Why is my weed dealer selling birth control now?” I’ve been in love with words since we first met. When I was old enough to know what a words worth, I took a trip to the dictionary and that’s when I knew I was hooked. You looking perfectly beautiful, your eyes dotted with a shade…… Continue reading Ep 253: Pull Out