Ep 312: Aim For the Tub

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“The boy has to walk on his own.”

I don’t understand why the city here is having such a problem with the whole medical marijuana dispensary thing. They went ahead and imposed a 90 day moratorium on any medical marijuana dispensaries in Kalispell that might want to open their doors for business. One of the main arguments is against a dispensary opening up right by woodland park in the old Kay Bridal shop. The mayor of Kalispell, Tammi Fisher, says she thinks the Woodland Park location is a horrible location for a dispensary. So what you are saying mayor, is that having a medical marijuana dispensary by a park where children play is a horrible thing, yet right next store to the dispensary is a bar, and that’s just fine? That sounds good (sarcasm), lets lead by example and show our kids that alcohol, a drug that is legal, yet kills around 75,000 people a year and causes countless health problems is just fine, yet a plant that was made illegal for ridiculous reasons in the first place, that doesn’t have any deaths or adverse health affects attributed to it, is a bad thing? You are out of your fucking mind. You should be so lucky to have something like this bringing in jobs and supplying good weed to people that need it. The people have spoken, and the only reason you have imposed this moratorium, which embarrassedly passed 8 to 1 by the way, is so you can figure out how to get your grubby hands on some of that money they will bring in. How many ways can your little city council gang find to fuck us in the ass with no lube in the next 90 days? Why don’t you put a moratorium on opening up more churches? I think we’re well over our per capita quota for churches. I would like to say a huge thanks to Councilman Bob Hafferman who actually stood up for the rights of the people here in the city, and cast his vote saying, “I find nothing that mentions a medical marijuana business is violating any existing laws, I’m opposed to any action when a business is in violation of no laws.” Well said sir. The only violation I see here is the city, making it even harder for people to start up a new business, that’s trying to breath some life into a long dead economy. Let’s go ahead and keep on prescribing drugs that are more addictive than nicotine, creating junkies out of people who got hurt somehow, but let’s keep a lid on anyone trying to smoke some harmless weed to ease their pain and stimulate their appetite. All eight of you who voted for this moratorium should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • Check the new poll, those are Lisa Loeb glasses for sure. At least Danni can see now. Also, let’s welcome my brother, Marc back to the Jamhole.
  • Yes, my brother and I look and sound alike. We get that all the time, thank you.
  • Hey church, why don’t you give up lying to people for lent? Why don’t you give up believing in fairy tales for lent? Or maybe catholic priests could give up molesting kids for lent? I know, that’s old, but it still makes me laugh.
  • All the radio stations here in the valley FUCKING SUCK. Hey morning zoo hosts, how do you sleep at night knowing the kind of bullshit content you put out over the airwaves? I’m amazed you get paid to do what you do.
  • Hey hostpapa, you call yourself a web host? The SGU get a plug for their blogs being mentioned in the L.A. Times, and you shut their server down? That is unacceptable behavior for a web server host. I hope you learn your lesson before you go out of business.
  • Please tell Danni she looks beautiful in her new glasses. Girls are so self conscious sometimes.
  • Nice job chair lift operator at the big mountain. The one main thing you get paid to do, and you completely fail. It was funny as fuck, and we thank you for that, but that’s your job, and you failed at it.
  • Do your girlfriend a favor, and shave your pubes. Unless you are doing a penis comb over, then nevermind.
  • Girls may not all like to suck dick, but they do it. We all have to do things we don’t like doing. It’s called life. I am so frustrated right now, you have no idea.
  • Fun stories riding the chair lift.
  • Stuck on a chair lift, burning money. No, that’s not a “the lift ticket prices are so crazy I’m burning money” joke, he was literally burning money. Also, because a lift operator was not doing their job properly.
  • A little controversy with the Dodgeball Game 1 video. Apparently someone at the Flathead Dodgeball Association has a little sand in their vagina. Oh well…
  • WWJD? You are fucking someone related to you. Of course… You can check these out at the forums.
  • There are no more chicks to hook up with that are kid free. That is a sad fact of life.
  • Another story of the TSA being complete asshole fucks. Why do we still put up with this shit? Oh right, because we have to fly sometimes.
  • You cannot sexually penetrate a kitty cat, unless you have a small dick. Plus, I don’t want my dick anywhere near something with sharp claws. Fuck that noise.
  • Don’t cyberbully on facebook if you live in Indonesia. You will probably get life in prison. You know who else has retarded defamation laws? The U.K.
  • If you are going to spay or neuter your pets, do it professionally. Don’t wrap a cable tie around your dog’s nuts.
  • I bet next time you’ll check the security of the bin. Especially when it’s filled with nasty ass shit from the oncology clinic. This was so disgusting. IT GOT IN HIS MOUTH!!
  • I just killed my two kids, and I just shot myself. Send help!
  • Kidnapping a kid to toss her over the bridge into the river. That’s how NJ rolls son.
  • Why do you have a severed head in your backpack?
  • If you have to pee, aim for the tub. It’s the largest thing you could pee into without getting in trouble with your bitch wife.
  • Here’s a voicemail, thanks Redfox. Why are you thinking about sucking Stephen Hawking off? I blame it on the anime club.
  • Did I mention, we’re 2 and 0 now in dodgeball? Complete and utter domination of the court. But hey, dodgeball isn’t about winning. Stop checking out chicks who wear skimpy ass clothes.
  • Donate or buy something from the store, this show is getting expensive to keep running smooth. Also, help me get to DEFCON! This show is made possible by listener donations. Thank you, and we’ll see you Friday!