TJH 934: Nano Seconds

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Blackberry combat, death jokes, AI image discourse, terpene spreadsheets, meme archaeology, and a local political candidate allegedly campaigning at children on the porch. Episode 934 gets into AI-generated blog art, Eugene’s outrage hobby, bringing social correction back, mental health culture, people, Project Survival, and the eternal question: Kevin Burton, who are you and what are you doing?

TJH 933: Rat Patrol

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Episode 933 of the Jamhole starts with Sunday cleaning, neighborhood kids dragging a shopping cart into a dog-shit tree fort, then spirals into floods, Alberta’s Rat Patrol, ER violence, antique gun manslaughter, Elon Musk documentary ads, camera-free perv glasses, counterfeit vinyl, and a fugitive drug kingpin allegedly buying a country. The future is trash huts and rodent enforcement.

TJH 932: Guttural Scream

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Today on episode 932 of the Jamhole our heroes discuss bears in Polson Bay, a dead woman in a suitcase, airport malaria, eye-drop recalls, Tillamook halal cheese outrage, American Idol murder texts, and 100 people screaming at the Pacific Ocean. All this and so much more here on The Jamhole.

TJH 931: Both Sides

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Today on episode 931 of the Jamhole, Mat fights a printer, wishes everyone a tasteful Happy 911, and watches the country continue tripping over every visible wire. We discuss drone memorials, 9/11 jokes, South Park becoming South America, candy corn cologne, Saharan dust, church abuse, diesel prices breaking the display, an Amazon cargo plane crash, and potatoes cooking underground.

TJH 930: Tony Peabody

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Mat has no voice, Tom Hardy has a rap album, streaming has stolen ownership from everyone, Iran war updates are still awful, Dwayne Davis gets convicted in the Tupac murder, prison somehow becomes a housing policy bit, Thailand delivers a penis-filler death, Kentucky brings a FedEx truck murder, Eugene gets a giant potato, and Papa Murphy’s betrays the calzone community. Episode 930 is tired, hungry, and extremely suspicious of progress.

TJH 929: Toilet Photoshoot

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Football season interrupts the schedule, Dolly’s gone, Boeing gets the documentary treatment, Olympia prepares for legalized car living, Florida brings semen crimes to Ross Dress for Less, the FBI lowers its standards, and lettuce is back on its parasite bullshit. Episode 929 asks the hard question: how low can the bar go before we admit it’s underground?

TJH 928: Rape Coupons

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Today on episode 928 of the Jamhole our heroes discuss how Flathead Lake nearly claims another victim over a hat, and TikTok’s “Brown Challenge” proves public pools are just toilets with marketing. We also cover wildfire season, paddleboarding, carnival ride terror, Death Valley, old bombs in Europe, Oaks Park payouts, and the ethics of novelty sex coupons. Welcome back to Jamholia.

TJH 927: Amenities

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BJ is preparing to travel, the podcast mixer is full of dust, Darth Vader’s theme becomes protest music, America’s 250th celebration faceplants, Oregon takes on rent-fixing software, Yellowstone delivers another bison lesson, schools are buying AI robots, Palmdale finds 800 pounds of meth, and a Louisiana pastor lays hands on the sick in the most literal way possible.

TJH 926: Unapologetic Cleavage

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Summer is cooking the neighborhood, Florida Man is driving with 34 open White Claws, the reflecting pool has turned into an algae project, DNA kits are threatening Father’s Day, push-up bras are back, bird flu is wrecking seal pups, and a Florida psychiatrist allegedly turned telehealth into a creep show. Episode 926 of the Jamhole handles it all with the dignity it deserves, which is none.

TJH 925: People Smugglers

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Ant season has arrived, God’s wrath is apparently pending, the Army misplaced another $2 billion, children’s lemonade stands are getting robbed, and a psychic convinced three people their money needed spiritual cleansing. BJ and I investigate another week of human excellence here on the Jamhole!