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“I’m glad you guys didn’t kill yourselves again.”
Look at us just living life the way humans should. If I’m doing it, then I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. Yea, we’ve missed a couple of shows here and there, but it’s worth it. Lot’s of work that needs done, and only one of me to do it. But I’m a plus Mat. So it’s all good. Right? Got two more to bang out before the Friday show tonight, so go listen to something, or read something, or post something, and we’ll see you in a while.
- I’m going to start off each show by killing my co host. We’ll see how that works out. Catch us do these live shows every Monday Wednesday and Friday at 7pm PT. 10pm ET. (usually) on Jamhole TV! If you don’t want to be in the chat but you want to send us a message, tweet something and add the hashtag #thejamhole to it. Huge props to Seesmic web for giving us a bad ass tool to keep all of our social straight.
- We’re going to do a 24 hour marathon show. It’s not going to be on the day I mentioned on the show. We changed the date to Friday, July 15th going all the way through till Saturday, July 16th. We changed so we are able to participate in the MTCIA battle of the bands, which is Saturday, July 9th. I’ll be doing some rapping, and we’ll be sure to stream it live for you out of staters to watch. We’re doing the marathon to raise money for our trip to Milwaukee. We have plane tickets, but that’s it, so we need your help. We’re going to have some great limited edition shirts and other awesome Jamhole merch. Buy something and help us be somewhat comfortable while we’re in Milwaukee doing a show for YOU. This is all for you, so please remember that.
- Let’s pour out a little liquor for Jackass “star” Ryan Dunn. The car finally got it’s revenge, and again let’s remember, this is why you shouldn’t drink and drive. Smoke pot, it’s much safer. If you make your living by shoving toy cars up your ass, maybe you should expect something like this. He will be missed.
- Here is some SPAM that tries it’s best to social engineer. Your account is about to be terminated! Oh wait a sec, I don’t have an account with you… oh fuck. Just be careful out there, don’t click on shit. TNO (Trust No One). I would just like to say, Jerry Thompson is a son of a bitch, and you should really take your spam somewhere else. We’re just going to make fun of you.
- Verizon is getting rid of it’s unlimited data plans. Don’t worry, we’re pretty sure if you already have it, or get one by July 7th. That’s coming up! We also heard that you can keep your unlimited plan even if you change phones. The shitty thing is that they are going to charge 30 bucks a month for the LOWEST plan, which is what we are currently paying for, for unlimited data. That’s Verizon for you, right behind us, waiting for someone to drop the soap. Thanks! Maybe you should get your shit together, fix your network so that it can actually deliver the speeds we pay for. You’re lucky you basically have a monopoly here in Flathead Valley, because this shit is unacceptable.
- My Droid X running Liberty 2.01 and overclocked at 1.1Ghz is WAY FASTER than the stock Droid X 2. Fucking up left and right. I expect more from a place I get gouged paying hundreds each month for. Fix your shit, unlock your bootloaders, and let us actually own our phones.
- We’re getting ready for our THIRD ANNUAL Jamhole live show. This is going to be a week of partying with us, doing some whitewater rafting, rustic electricity free cabin camping, and of course, the live audience show. Hop on the forums if you need a ride to Montana. You can also RSVP on the Facebook page under the Events section. We have people coming from all over the country, chances are you can hitch a ride, pitch in on some gas, and you’ll be here before you know it.
- The fundraiser for Mike Owens went really awesome! Thanks for everyone who came and partied in the name of fucking up some cancer. This shit is crazy expensive, so if you would like to get a shirt, every purchase sends 10 bucks to the kill cancer fund. Everything is marked up $10 from cost, and that goes to him. If you want to see the pictures from the party, they are on the Fatt Boys Facebook profile.
- It was nice to see that one of my exes (not in Texas), is still a disgusting drunk. She was the reason I didn’t date girls who drink back in the day. She’s still doing the same exact thing, only with kids now. NICE!
- Speaking of a Facebook pro, check out this dude! He was updating status while in the middle of a standoff with SWAT. That’s how he rolls. I can’t wait to see the pictures he posts while in jail.
- This girl had everything, was at the top of her game, until tragedy struck. She hit the dance floor, dropped it like it was hot, and never got up. I smell a girl scout cookie conspiracy.
- Taking a baseball bat to your wife, then your son, then laying down to sleep… On the train tracks. That’s what happens when life kicks your fucking ass. This is also why we won’t ever have kids. They make you want to kill them, and I don’t have that kind of patients.
- I’m proud of all of you for not killing yourselves. I know it’s hard, and it takes a lot of effort, but you can do it. I mean not do it. Don’t do it. Just do it. OH fuck it.
- This kid was thinking about jumping off a bridge into water. Not to kill himself, but you know, for some fun. What are the chances? You know how they say, “Timing is everything?” Yea, they weren’t kidding. How’s your hand?
- Check this shit out, a pain pill massacre. You mean people are actually killing and robbing people to obtain these legal drugs? Hmmm. How is this legal, yet Cannabis is not? I hate the hypocrisy of this country sometimes. Honestly, I hate it all the time, and I even cry myself to sleep over it sometimes. Make sure you watch the surveillance video. So marijuana is the first most abused drug in the nation, and these pain killers are the second. Now what is the negative of a marijuana addiction? Now what is the negative of an Oxycontin addiction? Yea, add it up and do the math, then make your laws based on fact, not on fiction.
- Did you know that homophobic men are most aroused by gay sex? Yea, that explains A LOT! This is probably why Catholics and congressmen are all about the gay boy sex.
- Are you a booty call ninja? This is why you have to be careful when going back to have sex with your ex (again, not in Texas). One false move and you might have the booty call ninja all over your ass. All I’m saying is watch your back and be smart. Just like not clicking on links from people you don’t know, if you fucked your ex over, do NOT try to have sex with them. You WILL get fucked up.
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