“You lost all those privileges when you were a piece of shit in the first place.”
Hello and welcome to episode 187 of made in Montana tri-weekly awesomely funny amazingly brilliant Jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonight’s show we talk about busting fat jumps on your mountain bike, folfing, fixing computers because Korea makes shitty fucking RAM, and an alcoholic prick named Ryan McKay who’s phone number just happens to be 406.885.0400. I highly suggest you listen to the episode so you can get an idea as to just how big of a douche this guy is, then give him a call and let him know how big of a fucking douche he is. I also highly suggest you do this before we are nicely apologized to, and then asked to remove said number. Thats right, once again in Jamhole history, some “human” being is being a total dick face to another human being, and we feel it’s our duty as fellow human beings to point this sort of behavior out to the offending “human.” So we play some threatening voicemails, then we make fun of him, then we call him, we all laugh heartily, then continue on with the show. Seriously, call this guy and let him know that this type of behavoir is actually not ok, and will no longer be tolerated.
So then we do some fuck my life, then we do some news. News stories include: Murder, murder, murder, suicide in our most fucked up state. Finding the special “toy” in your happy meal. Hate crimes in Pennsylvania. Killing your grandmother because you have no more patience. Lets play the “What just dripped into your mouth game!” A huge thanks to everyone that waited as we fucked with live stream because of course Live Video was having serious lag problems. If that pisses you off as much as it pisses us off, write an email or send a bug report to the people over at live video, and tell them to please get their shit together. If we keep having problems, we will move the live stream to thejamhole.com/backup, which is our ustream page. What a fucking pain in the ass. Also remember to spay and neuter your kids… I mean pets.
Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the mat jamhole twitter account or sign up for SMS updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Wednesday night around 11pm Montana time for episode 188.