“Your vagina doesn’t poop, it kinda drools.”
Hello and welcome to episode 199 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. On tonight’s episode we start the show talking about how Libsyn likes to rape your asshole and charge you by the minute so you can’t be like us and do shows as much as you want whenever you want, which leads us to talk about a even better hosting company brought to you by The Jamhole that will blow Libsyn out of the water as soon as it’s ready. After that we talk about Mat geekin’ it up all weekend by getting a bunch of work done on the podcastgangbang website making it look fucking awesome. As of now Basement Boyz and the Original Geeks podcast are officially a part of the podcast gang bang and will be participating in the question of the week. We have 7 shows in this now, it’s going to be great. Mat’s hip hop album The Book of Matthew is available for purchase, there are 5 copies ready as of right now so donate $10 and you’ll get a CD and some stickers. After that we talk about the “package” that was sent to our P.O. box courtesy of erototoys, so.. thanks? After that we talk about actors in superhero type movies and their struggle to harness their real life super powers, and failing. After that we read a story about Wikipedia banning Scientologists from editing articles about Scientology to make it look like the greatest most awesomest thing in the world. Then we talk a little bit more about the weekend.
After that we read some fuck my life, then we do some news. News stories include: a 13 year old killing a 3 year old and fucking it, octomom gets her own TV show about her gaping vagina, a pregnant bitch pays a guy to beat her up to kill the baby then gets him arrested, a newborn baby abandoned in a cardboard box, breaking into someone’s house in the middle of the night and raping then killing their baby.
Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the mat jamhole twitter account or sign up for SMS updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. Don’t forget, check the forums if you want to see the entire episode in video. You can also find archives of past livevideo shows in the livevideo section, the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. Or if you would like to see the more recent high quality full length episodes, those are right here on the jamhole.com/ustream. We will be back Wednesday around 10pm Montana time for episode 200!
We have started putting the videos of our trip to NYC up on thejamhole.com/youtube. There is a lot more coming, so keep checking back, or subscribe to our channel to make sure you don’t miss out. You can also find pictures of our trip at thejamhole.com/pics.
Get your pre order Mat hip hop albums NOW! Go to thejamhole.com/donate and send $5 for a digital copy or $10 for an actual CD, and June 1st you will be the first kid on the block with your very own Mat made hip hop cd. You can listen to the single “Mad Originality” on thejamhole.com/forums music player or on thejamhole.com/myspace music player.
We also still have a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903. Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email firstname.lastname@example.org if your interested.
We do this show 3 days a week, so if you like what we’re doing, or we make you laugh or improve your day in any way, shape or form, then help support us. If you can’t afford to contribute funds, then tell 1 person about the show each day.
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I honestly can’t think of anything else to tell you about that has to do with our show. So if you’ve gotten to this part and you’ve already done everything we have to do, then just sit back and wait for everyone else to catch up, or help your peers.