Ep 209: Racist Robots

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“It’s the people in the professional settings that are always the most scummiest.”

What is it about life, that when shit looks like it just couldn’t get any worse, it hauls off and kicks you in the balls. Not my life of course, but it seems the longer I do this show, the more pity I have for humans. We can’t tell our purpose on this planet from our fucking asshole, but we sure as fuck have opinions about shit. Some of us articulate it better than others. At least some of us have jobs to keep our minds busy, unless of course it’s a mindless job, or you’ve lost your mind, then you’re just fucked. We’re all just negro’s and crackers, redo’s and slackers, cornhole attackers and pimp smackers, tryin to get some corn flakes to cover up the taste of these Rfid trackers.  Fuck your grammar, I could probably rap you the whole show-notes, but I sho-won’t. Just remember, whenever you cheat on your wife, don’t forget to get your balls back from her first. Everyone that has balls knows, you can’t cum without them.

  • Life in the homeless shelter.
  • War is hell.
  • Stop making stupid jokes to the people that deliver stuff to you.
  • Swine flu makes its way to kalispell. With all the pigs that live here, I’m surprised it took that long.
  • Getting sick and living paycheck to paycheck. Hey Canada, your health care system sucks too! We’re just ballin on a budget bro. Danni should probably get life insurance soon.
  • Some credit collectors are jocking my shit. Get fucked and check the statute of limitations. I don’t owe you shit.
  • Stop spreading disease you filthy motherfuckers.
  • Transformers 2You racist cunts. Not all black people are illiterate. But then again, I think they do all have at least one gold tooth. I believe its genetic or some such shit. Of course we will see this Thursday and tell you all about how awesome it was. How can robots not read?
  • Yay for fleshlights and yay for erototoys.com Fuck that is hard to type when your high. I’m sure we talk about sex or something right here. I’m totally fucking my fleshlight as I type these notes.
  • Sorry, that was my phone saying its time for the jamhole to start.
  • Of course we have to call Perez Hilton a faggot too!  Christ, what a fucking bitch. William is the poster child for our punch in the face business. Way to start it off strong.
  • Swallowing 99 oxys. What a fucking retard, what a fucking waste. This eventually turns into how much drugs can you do and still drive… We suck.
  • Hey Mark Sanford, how’s your marriage? We don’t blame you though, chicks from Argentina know how to fuck. I would gladly trade my shitty old stretched out used wife vagina and 4 annoying kids for some hot Argentina twat. I do a good Rush Limbaugh impression don’t I?
  • Fuck all of our lives, but most of all, fuck mine!

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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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