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Ep 398: Enabler


“We all had a good laugh at my penis’s expense that day.”

Sitting, bored. The beginning of the end, what’s the score? What’s more, what else is in store? Sitting bored. Picked up knitting became a chore. I prefer hitting on a little metronome beat one per sitting. Fitting? Tight like a glove linen. Sitting, bored. The beginning of the end, that same old cliche walking down the same old road. A wart on a toad dripping with poison from the top to the bottom of my soul. Trying as hard as I can to bust my load. Always out of control, get in control? Smoke another bowl. Sitting, bored. Tired, old. Deciphered the code, too much time alone. Trying to figure out the next big get rich quick scheme. I’m thinking politics. Sitting in the oval office, stinking like something that stopped thinking. Sleeping. Too much smoking, not enough drinking. Too much blah blah blah, not enough TA – DA. This country pretty much runs itself, so I’m in the oval office, sitting bored. Falling asleep, depressed, even too depressed to creep. Quite a feat if you ask the upper echelon puppet elite. For supper? Meet and greet the meat between my cleats, stomping through the forest trying to feed the intrigue. Unimpressed with the best the world has to offer, in the form of Godzilla versus Mothra. Why would a moth try to extinguish the flame? The same reason the sloth hates his own name. Brand recognition. Sitting. Bored. Torn in half please pass the porn. Born from wrath and a silly twinkle in the eye of the devil. Broken, beaten down and disheveled. This level 1 hobo asks all the right questions but at all the wrong times. He has all the bright sentences written down on all the wrong lines. He slaved over all the crying messengers but payed all the wrong fines. Long line after tired sad long line. Always waiting, I might as well have a seat over here. Sitting, bored. Always debating. Are the finer things in life the ones that cost the most money? I should go buy a nice comfortable chair. Sitting. Bored…

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