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Ep 322: Monster Head

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“I was playing the numbers game because you were being a cunt.”

It’s that time of year again, where the clocks change an hour, fucking up my sleep cycle. Thanks guys, just as I was starting to get somewhat used to waking up at the time I need to wake up in order to get to work on time, you go and switch the clocks on us. According to the wiki entry, daylight savings was firstĀ proposedĀ in 1895 by George Vernon Hudson, so that afternoons have more daylight and mornings have less. Once again, this is a testament to the human race trying to play god. I bet you think you’re really clever, switching the clocks to squeeze out that extra hour of daylight after you get off work, meanwhile wreaking such havoc on our internal biological clocks. I would be really careful if you have a girlfriend or wife that is approaching menopause. If you fuck with the biological clock too much, you run the possibility of breaking the whole damn thing… If you know what I mean. The next thing you know, she’s on your back crying while at the same time explaining to you how she needs to have babies like there’s no tomorrow. Tick tock, tick tock. I bet back in 1895 when good ol George thought of this idea, he never thought of the negative repercussions it could have on countless generations to come. Thanks again George! Why don’t we just put the clocks back two hours, or three or four even, I mean fuck, why stop there? We’re the ones that invented the idea of monitoring time passing, we can do whatever the fuck we want with it. Like in my house for instance, the clocks always say 4:20.

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