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Ep 375: Mono On


“No fucking discretion, just a mad rapist on the loose.”

So, let’s have a show of hands, who here thinks it’s a good idea to build a Muslim mosque near the site of where the world trade center used to live? At first I thought this was a ridiculous idea, until I saw that Sara Palin also thinks it’s a horrible idea. Of course, I can’t be seen agreeing with that retarded mind fuck, so I thought about it some more, and have come to the conclusion that maybe it’s not such a bad idea. I mean, let’s look at this from a terrorist prevention point of view. Who are we in a war against? Terrorists! Now, as we all know, terrorists come in all shapes and sizes, colors and cultural backgrounds. But what is the one thing most terrorists have in common? They believe in that silly Muslim bullshit. Now I’m not saying that white people don’t believe in silly bullshit, they do probably more so than the dark people, but unless you are an abortion clinic or porn store, you probably aren’t going to get firebombed by white christians. So if we don’t want the Muslim terrorists to attack whatever the fuck it is they are going to build at ground zero, you simply build a Muslim mosque near it. Not only will this prevent the Muslims from blowing it up again, but this will also serve as a deterrent to other terrorist organizations. I think the United States is the only country crazy enough to start shit with a culture that has been in a religous war since it’s people have walked the planet. This means that, on top of Muslims not bombing ground zero again, no other organization will either. They know that if they drop bombs anywhere near a mosque, they are going to be dragged into this war ad infinitum just like the United States is, and we’ve all seen how well that has worked out. So really, if you take a minute to think about it, I think it’s a great idea. Plus it’s New York, which is a pretty rancid shit hole anyways. I doubt anyone is going to notice the difference. I guess the smell might give it away. Muhammad should have added something in the Torah or Koran or whatever magical fairytale book they read out of, about taking showers and going easy on the curry. If you guys could smell yourselves, you would be more mindful of what you shovel into your head holes. Oh well, what do you do? Things are so far fucked past the point of fixing, it’s time to just hang out, get by and watch the world end.

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