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Ep 459: Love Poem


“Please bless this dildo that I am about to wreck this bitch’s anus with.”

It’s Valentine’s day, lucky for everyone who’s in the greeting card, chocolate, and the “little cute stuffed animals holding onto hearts” industry. Not so much for everyone who’s single. Having lived through V days on both sides of the relationship fence, I can sympathize with both. I feel just like I felt last year when I probably wrote something similar. But again I’ll say it for those new listeners. If you need a holiday to tell you to love the person you are in a relationship with, then I’m guessing you should take a real deep look at said relationship. Anyways, I don’t want to spend too many words writing about this, so I’ll leave it at that. We may not do a show tonight since this holiday is telling me I’m supposed to spend time with my lover. Honestly, it’s been non stop for a bit, so it would be nice to have a day off that Danni and I can just sit here and relax without having to worry about doing a show and all that. We don’t like to make it a habit to miss shows, but with both of us working, then doing our extra cirriular shit, sometimes we have to take a minute to stop and be like DAMN, we need some good quality alone time. Tonight is a good a night as any. Plus, there is so much free content between the Jamhole and the Hot Box, the YouTube page, the Forums, the show notes, and the rap music. I want you all to make it a point to go to the site and do some exploring. Then call our voice mail line and leave us a message about how your Valentine’s Day went, and we’ll play them for everyone on the Wednesday episode. I guarantee there is something out there that we have done you haven’t seen yet. So I’ll make a Twitter post when I post about these notes being ready for you to read, and I’ll mention it in the Jamhole Forums. We’ll see you for Wednesday! Happy sex and candy day!

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