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“Bigger chick, bigger dowry, that’s how this works.”
The people that populate this valley are some of the biggest hypocritical self righteous pretentious retard jerk off’s I have ever come into contact with. We probably have more churches per square mile than New York has Starbucks, and you would think that with a town full of such god fearing people, their perfect untainted morals would shine through such highly regarded character… But NAY it does fucking not! These people have their heads so far up Jesus Christ’s asshole, they are becoming the very same communion they are receiving. The sad thing is, these people are in the highest offices of power as far as this little valley goes, and they are sucking big infected church cock all day long. I would say the community is better, but the community is the congregation of these churches every Sunday, or at the very least, on major religious holidays. What can you do? If god was real, religious communities such as the one here in the Flathead Valley should be flourishing with awesome goodness and thriving with progress. God should be smiling down upon this town, bathing it and all it’s inhabitants in rays of pure unadulterated happiness. I see quite the opposite here. This town is a cesspool for meth and pill junkies, child molesters, theft, prostitution, fraud, embezzlement, etc… There is corruption running rampant in the airport management, the city bleeds more money than a female hemophiliac on the rag, the casinos are taking advantage of the depressed and lost just as much, if not more than the church is. There are just as many scum bag pay day loan places as there are trailer parks. Why aren’t these people good? Why isn’t life here perfect? Please tell me that our free will has destroyed the paradise god intended for us. I firmly believe the belief system these people hold so dear and true to their heart is what has made the valley the depressed dot on the map it is today. Let’s have a big round of applause for god! Let’s have an even bigger round of applause for all of you lost sheep who got suckered into believing this shit. Don’t feel too bad, I got tricked too, when I was a kid. The church has had thousands of years perfecting it’s illusion, plus you were probably indoctrinated as a child, so you never really had a chance. Granted, in every community like this, you do have good people, you just don’t see them very often because they are lost in the sea of shit that is the religious cult. Basically, you have been fooled into believing in god because someone in your life said if you don’t, you will burn in hell eternally. Sounds like you got fooled by the oldest trick in the book. Scare someone into doing what you want. Hey, if you don’t listen to The Jamhole, you will spontaneously combust. If you don’t donate to The Jamhole, your heart will stop beating. You won’t know when, you won’t know where. Do you want your heart to stop beating? Do you want to spontaneously combust? I don’t either, so just donate some money and listen to The Jamhole, and everything will be ok.
- Douche bags in high school will most of the time, remain douche bags. They just get a little bigger.
- So instead of me sucking at editing dodgeball footage, our good friend Mcnally from KeithCourage.com is going to put it together for us. You may be familiar with his work on the 250 live audience show, and Danni’s surgery documentary. Thanks Mcnally!
- If you are going to do steroids, you have to learn how to control your rage. Where’s the integrity!!!??!?!?
- Did I mention we won our first dodgeball game? WE WIN, YOU LOSE! Honestly, when hot chicks dress like this to play dodgeball, we all win.
- I bring home the bacon, Danni cooks it.
- Danni has no faith in my fighting skills, which is fine. I don’t fight, I kill. Don’t fuck with me…
- Hey farmville, thanks for the blowjob gift!
- WWJD?!?!?! Have friends or look awesome? Fuck other people.
- Android 2.1 is coming out for the Droid. This week supposedly. I’m excited. Who wants to help our friend Jeff make a Jamhole android app?
- Have you caught the Google buzz? Fuck yes! Do you know who else has? Everyone you probably don’t want reading the fucked up shit your posting. I find it fun. Follow me!
- This is why you shouldn’t make your women cover themselves up… Unless they are huge and nasty. Excuse me sir, your wife has a beard.
- It‘s not going to go well for the people who drink the water that has radioactive tritium in it. Just saying. Either that, or you’ll have a town full of people with abilities. Like heroes. By the way, good ending to season 4 of heroes. I enjoyed it.
- It’s raining old floppy 74 year old titties. You got killed by a falling 74 year old. Nice…
- Why is Mat crying in his sleep, and why is Danni’s vagina spitting out weird chunky blood. When the red river is flowing, take the dirt road.
- Making Walmart stink more than it does normally. Also, probably not good practice to let Walmart do your oil changes. Just saying… Actually, you probably shouldn’t use any of those “10 minute” oil change places.
- I can’t believe my drug addict girlfriend didn’t know about huffing duster. I’m walking on sunshine!
- Let’s burn some churches the fuck DOWN! There is probably a statewide manhunt looking for this dude, because you don’t mess with Texas, or Texas churches. Hidda Hadda Herda. You seeing your saviors face in stale toast is a sign, but this isn’t?
- Why do you have your underwear around your neck? Because I’m wearing lady’s panties. DUH! Oh yea, and I do cocaine. Oooh METH!
- Stop having babies. This lady, and everyone else. For ten years. Thank you. You are disgusting. Because she won’t swallow, wrap your sucka! I love our live listeners.
- It’s not a good week for children so far. Keeping your daughter locked up, because you suck at home schooling her. I am a companion and the money is a gift.
- Danni gave birth to kittens again. I found out this time.
- Punishing your adopted child with MURDER because sometimes, you just take it a little too far. The story is much longer than what I read on the show.
- Stabbing your girlfriend in the back, because she probably metaphorically stabbed you in your back. He fooled you bitch. I was drunk on mango vodka. I love people.
- Help me get my beats. This album is going to blow all of your minds.
- Make sure you are on the forums and the facebook group. Thank you all for listening. We’ll see you Friday!
