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“Guess you can’t yell when you’re face down in water.”
So the story goes, and it goes and it goes. When does it stop? No body fucking knows. The river of time flows in direct proportion to the amount of time spent on our toes. Feel me? Well then stop, because we just met, are you a cop? Of course not, that would be silly. Chances are, just another dumb hillbilly Bob out robbing banks, like a slob never sat down and gave thanks. Join the ranks of the outdated slums, how do you hitch hike out without any thumbs? Says the proton to the electron as they passed some shocking news, before going supernova for a different point of view. Stop being so negative, it’s a waste of good energy and read what I try to write so splendidly.
- Let me tell you how this accident happened. I really wish people would learn how to drive. What you are doing in your vehicles, totally not driving. You pushed your busted ass whip right up that guys ass. Nice work, enjoy your vacation. Two words: Highway Zamboni.
- I would like to introduce you to my good friend, Criss Angel. He’s a professional liar. Hey Criss, please stop eating the camera. Thank you. Here’s an idea for an illusion. Stop sucking! So, who would win in a fight between Criss Angel and David Blaine? Email info@thejamhole.com with your thoughts.
- Dating in the Dark has started again. This is the best dating show. Unless they make my idea. Which is to take teenagers of KKK members, and put them in the dark room with black people. That right there, is reality TV gold.
- Danni tells us all about some weird medical shit she saw on TV.
- This shit right here is going to be the cause of the zombie apocalypse. Mark my fucking words. We have a new super bug. This one did not come from Germany (that’s right, I made another Volkswagen super bug joke.) Bring it the fuck on, I’m ready.
- The Jet Blue flight attendant who blew his top (then his boyfriend) hahaha! I want to get a job just so I can quit that way. You know, everything minus the gay sex.
- So, if it came down to checking your Facebook or watching your 13 month old in the bath, what do you choose? Facebook of course. Now you don’t have to worry about the baby, because it drowned.
- A Jamhole update apparently, this grown ass man totally fooled you into changing his diaper because you thought he was mentally retarded. Who’s the retard now?
- The very definition of backfire. So this chick got raped at school, told the principal, and he used her as bait to catch the rapist. Guess what happened? Of course, she got raped again. Someone is going to get BANK from this little minor fuck up.
- I would have paid so much fucking money to have been able to see this happen. She hit the cliff face going SO FAST. Oh wells. I bet you’ll use the safety rope next time… Oh right, never mind.
- Fucking a 50 year old… after you probably killed her. So what I should have said was Fucking a dead 50 year old. Well played weirdo.
- So, if you weren’t going to fuck that dead body, why did you stop at Walmart to get condoms? Yea, you kinda fucked that up didn’t you. You don’t need a box of condoms for a chit chat.
- Shaun gives us a call… From his bedroom… Because he was in there crying all night. Stay tuned after the podcast for a special psych session with MDS, Shaun, and myself. Good stuff.
- The Jamhole forums are going away because Ning is being lame and wants to start charging. So we’re just going to use the Facebook group. Also, remember, you can always leave comments on the show notes for each episode if you have anything you’d like to say.
- Remember, the second annual Jamhole live audience party camping trip is coming up! Join the Facebook group and RSVP. We will be camping Thursday September 23rd and Friday the 24th, then the live show is Saturday, September 25th. This is going to be a blast. If you wanna see what the first live show was like, check out the 250 page. You can watch the trailer, then purchase the show for $5.00. Help support the show and get some laughs at the same time!
