Ep 384: Risk Management

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“It’s not an abomination, it’s a miracle.” So the people have once again spoken, this time with flamboyantly limp wrists, bright hot pink cut off shirts, and an overly accentuated lisp of SSS’ssss. The ban on gay marriage in California was over turned, allowing any Tom Dick and Harry to get married to each other. I’m…… Continue reading Ep 384: Risk Management

Ep 383: Snek

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“I just wanna have fun.” Famous last words in a life that wants a chance to tame the vast herds. You can’t go out dressed like that, they will eat you alive. You can’t go out sad like that, they’ll mistake you for their wife. You can’t go out fast like that, they think you…… Continue reading Ep 383: Snek

Ep 382: Dream State

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“My big brain makes up for my little penis.” My brain is mush. Much to my dismay, I trained at lunch to fight in this game. Between my fits of rage and constant reminders of what you could have been, another haunted insider. Here’s a tip for you, run. Don’t look back, just run. Don’t…… Continue reading Ep 382: Dream State