TJH 887: American Values

The Jamhole Ep 887
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“Look what I can do!”

It’s been a long strange trip, but we’re excited to return to where it all started. If you don’t hear from us for a bit, you are probably not a paying member of the Patronus. That’s ok though, we’ll be back in what I hope is to be a timely manner. In the meantime, enjoy the show!

If you have a HOT TIP for these kidnapping icy plebs, check out this post on Reddit.

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The Maine Proud boys are getting some new recruits… I wonder how proud these boys actually are.

If you find yourself bored, a good sub I enjoy playing with is r/AskOuija. Enjoy!

NJ Heatwave
NJ Heatwave

It sure is getting hot out there. Do your best to stay cool and make sure to stay hydrated! It’s especially hot in da bricks yo. Over 100 people fell ill at a New Jersey graduation due to extreme heat.

Jacob Melvin Hart
Jacob Melvin Hart

An ex-youth pastor was allegedly caught with child sex abuse videos after a flight from Haiti. How is this sorta shit still tolerated in 2025?

France music festival
France music festival

On the latest Bonus Patronus, we mentioned the crazy weird needle prick attack that happened at this French music festival. Today we found an interview with one of the victims of the prick.

Tiki hut lightning

Some women were knocked unconscious on a beach after near-direct hit by lightning. To be fair it hit the tiki hut.

Trump Phone Grift
The latest grift

Trump Mobile still claims its phone is “Made in the USA.” But it pulled that language from its site. You are a complete and utter retard if you believe anything these grifters say.

North Korea Tourism
North Korea Tourism Board

Shout out to North Korea for trying to get their tourism economy going. I’m sure everything will work out perfectly…

asteroid 2024 YR4
Asteroid 2024 YR4

Asteroid 2024 YR4 probably won’t hit the Earth, but it might hit the moon. It probably won’t but there’s like a 4.3% chance it might. Either way 2032 is going to be a wild year.

RIP to BJ’s momma. I hope whatever is after this life is a lot more kind.


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