TJH 896: Fat Mass

The Jamhole Episode 896
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“Did you just question your direct experience of reality?”

Welcome back to another new episode of the Jamhole! We’re just tearing through this poor unsuspecting month of October with the quickness and precision of something that does things both quickly, and precisely. The winter chill is in the air, which is a good thing, because there’s nothing like a brisk long winter to chill out an over active shooter season.

The Jamhole Bonus Patronus Episode 16
The Jamhole Bonus Patronus Episode 16

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Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride Protest
Even the shark showed up!

The U.S. House Speaker calls the Portland naked bike ride the most threatening thing he’s seen yet. Now that is a bold ass statement.

Pentagon Reporter Moving Day
Pentagon Reporter Moving Day

Continuing with our theme this evening of things that are not great, journalists have turned in their access badges and walked out rather than agreeing to some tyrannical bullshit. Good for them!

Fuck Charlie Kirk
Martyr of the Month

And hopefully finishing up this whole theme of things that are not great, the US is revoking visas for six foreigners over comments made about Charlie Kirk’s death. Free speech for me not for thee?

This takes us down a fun little rabbit hole exploring the list of others who have been given the presidential medal of freedom. This is a pretty wild list.

Lol beliefs
Or ELSE!

Psychology today delivering some hard hitting reporting on why evangelicals may be hard wired to believe dumb fucking shit, including all of the political flavored lies.

We are all fat
bolletprof

Once again we’re proud to report that USA IS NUMBER ONE! At being big fat fucks. That’s right, a new study finds that nearly 70% of US adults meet the new definition of obesity. Congratulations everyone, that’s great work out there!

South Park 6 7
South Park 6 7

Hey, I have a quick question for you, what episode comes after episode 866? 867!!!!!! Ok, this meme is pretty retarded, and teachers are getting pissed. I will say, the South Park treatment of it was so good.

Heading across the pond for a moment, we have a teacher who got in a wee bit of trouble for teaching her students all about the dickens.

lead infused protein shakes
Lead infused for an extra kick!

It’s all starting to make sense now. The protein powder shit y’all been taking this whole time probably has a bunch of lead and other heavy metals in it. Which completely explains why y’all are so fucking nutty boo boo crazy.


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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...