Ep 388: Daniel

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“I’m going to be a wraith queen.”

Sit up straight and speak with posture, foster thoughts inside this monster, without a home to cover up these feelings, the being grows old and smothers the bleeding. So I walk with discomfort each day I breath and talk the talk to make you believe, that everything will eventually work out, until this jerk off puts the words down. On paper or liquid crystal I display, the thoughts in my head I’m dying to say, so kill me already and do me a favor, savor each letter I print for your leisure. This non believer deceived by he, with the forked tongue and a taste for the creeps. So flee or get flicked, those who don’t are bound to get sick, but I got the vaccine for all your crap, just sit there and listen to me… Mat.

  • Let me tell you a little something about performing my hip hop all by myself. Rapping by yourself is not as easy as it looks. Maybe I should quit smoking.
  • From this point on, she will be called Daniel. She loves that. Remember when you come to the live show September 25th. I made a page for the party at thejamhole.com/404.
  • I will never again miss a podcast for a hip hop show. Rapping is a hobby, but podcasting is life. Ride or die niggas!
  • Huge shout out to the old lady that was enjoying my songs. I love it when the elderly like my rap music.
  • We saw The Expendables, and I have to say, we really enjoyed it. Good stuff.
  • We saw the tail end of the Perseid meteor shower. I have to say, if you live in a big city, you are missing the fuck out. I don’t care what anyone says, meteor showers are cool as fuck.
  • We finally finished Stargate Atlantis. What a great series. Next I will be revisiting the Firefly series. Danni hasn’t seen it, so this should be good.
  • So now Pakistan needs help? Sure, it’s not like you didn’t have a shit hole before the flood.
  • The biggest coincidence ever. Lucky number 13 strikes again!
  • Tila Tequila gets her ass handed to her by a bunch of faggy juggalos. If you get beat up by juggalos, just kill yourself. Your life is over. Although after this, I do have a new found respect for those homos.
  • Going out with a bang, if you know what I mean! Fuck yea. Not exactly the death by hooker I had in mind, but much quicker than catching the aids.
  • Danni finally got another job, working with my good friend Mat. What can I say, she loves to cook. We’ll go to the bar / restaurant when you guys are in town for the 404 live show.
  • Trying to have sex with a sheep, and completely failing. You have to seriously suck at life to fail at trying to fuck a sheep.
  • Why go out and try to fuck someone, when you can just molest your very own child! Nice.
  • Remember, September 25th is right around the corner, we are having our second annual Jamhole live show / camping party. Shaun is in charge of the camping trip, and he made a Facebook event for it. So check out the Jamhole 404 page and the Facebook group to RSVP. It’s going to be amazing!
  • Leave a message for the show at 406.204.4687 or text my cell at 406.848.1739. Email info@thejamhole.com if you wanna say high! Also, keep sending us post cards if you like the show. They go up on our wall. Thanks!

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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