Ep 453: Social Standpoint

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“That’s like 1 terabyte of debt.”

This is our show. What are you doing? This is how it goes when you’re sick of losing. A quick choice made either left or right, then the noise over powers your ears, left with sight. Then the light blinds your eyes like a knife stabbed between the brow, poison tipped with lies. Girls and guys swirl and lie down together in hell, let’s enjoy this warm weather forever. Kiss and tell while your falling down the wishing well with people pissing down the place you just fell. No help, just an endless trickle, a subtle last kiss that lands on top of his chapped lips.

  • Did you know we have a store? Check out the Jamhole Store and get yourself the Jamhole 250 show, the Jamhole 404 show, and super awesome Jamhole Church stickers.
  • The Jamhole Guest Listx is, for the most part finished. I’m still debating whether or not to put everyone’s picture on there. The page is large, and adding graphics to it would make the page load crazy slow. Again, if you come across something I missed, or you find what episode Adam Langer (aka Threesome Adam) was on, email info@thejamhole.com and let me know. This is a group effort.
  • Thank you to everyone who joined us for the live show, even though Obama was giving the State of the Union address. Yea, we get it, how’s about less talky more worky. Infrastructure and education right Obama? DUH!
  • Did you know we have a 1.5 trillion dollars. What does that even mean? Thank you Redfox for that clever insight. You made the show quote!
  • We figured out if you cut every professional athlete’s salary in half, and put all that money into education, shit would be all good. Also, legalize cannabis and put some of that tax money into education and infrastructure and walla, it’s all good in the neighborhood.
  • Spread the word and invite your friends to the Jamhole Facebook group. We recently broke 40o members. Very exciting. If you listen to the show, you should also be on the Jamhole Forums.
  • It’s time for broad generalizations and hypothetical’s. If you work with your spouse or significant other, do everyone else that works there a solid, and leave your stupid ass relation-SHIT bickering at HOME, where it fucking belongs. You are making a very awkward and shitty work environment. If I have to hypothetically hear about your marital problems again, I’m going to have to start charging you. Also, you are more than welcome to come on the show and I will mediate the session. It’s always good to get an outside perspective. Thank you.
  • Redfox calls in to reminisce about the break up episode. Thanks for that!
  • You suck at driving. This is such a great story. I can’t believe the city bus driver ran the red also. PAY ATTENTION when you’re driving. I drive better all tired and stoned on some chronic than you all do completely sober. What’s up with that?
  • Check out my photo blog on either Posterous or Tumblr.
  • Let’s talk about a little WikiLeaks controversy. You have NO evidence to bust Bradley Manning. Transparency will prevail. Please tell me how your technology works. How does your organization work? Apparently not very well.
  • You killed a baby, but you got the high score. I say, that is some collateral damage that was well worth it. Nice work Trent Owen Ngaruhe Hapuku. Nice name also. I hope that game was worth it. People like this should never be allowed to reproduce. I made the greatest heart container joke. Danni totally didn’t get it.
  • The therapist said I need to spend more time with my son. So I figured we would make some meth. NICE! Nothing brings a father closer to his son than making some meth.
  • I’m sorry, the baby was infected, so I had to put her in bleach. Someone put your baby in a bucket of bleach? I bet if you were a PARENT that never would have happened. Her mother said she had never seen her baby so sparkling white.
  • Who remembers the Octomom? Check out the first pictures of her dominatrix video, that just so happened to be filmed in her kids’ bedroom. What a stupid stupid bitch. You have to see these pictures. She’s 35 years old, unemployed, and has 14 kids. Un fucking believable. Talk about living the American Dream!
  • Barred from your profession as a hospice nurse for 20 years because you got caught having sex with some terminally ill patient. I hope you at least got paid, because that is some messed up junk. I mean maybe it was a full service hospice. Sex costs extra. Let me pose an ethical question to you all. Check the forums post for this episode to discuss with everyone.
  • Kill me softly, carry me gently, and just leave me be… THEN SUCK THIS COCK!
  • What are your dreams? Well, I’d love to own a bait shop. Ok, that sounds more like a nightmare, but who am I to judge?
  • He choked this bitch during sex, and my worst fears became realized. He did what I always worried about doing. You know, minus the whole putting her dead body in a barrel. That reminds me of an episode of Dexter.
  • My dream? Danni and Bunny on Belay making out, with my penis in the middle of it. How awesome would that be? It’s called the Mat Penis Sandwich, and I’m hard right now just thinking about it.
  • Thanks for joining us, if you enjoy the show, send us a post card from your locale. We’ll give you a shout out on the show and put the post card up on the wall. Email info@thejamhole.com and leave us a message at 406.204.4687. You can even text me personally at 406.848.1739. Later gator!

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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