Ep 498: Reverse Doppler Shift

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“More times than not you could find me on the couch with my hands down my pants.”

Writing, words, sentences, all that shit. Just writing. Doesn’t matter what for, what matters is that I’m writing. Gotta keep up on these show notes before they get out of control again. I try, therefore I am busy. This was a good Wednesday show, we enjoyed our time with you, and look forward to talking every Monday Wednesday and Friday. After all, the internet is a megaphone, so listen up.

  • Man that was a pretty awesome Kaboom! I’m allowed to say that right? Let’s welcome Robby back to the Jamhole studio for the hump day episode. G’s up and hoe’s down. So, is endo a real drink? Hahaha Robby, I couldn’t even make this shit up. Oh, and Snoop’s Doggystyle came out in 1993. I was a few years off.
  • If Snoop Dogg and George Lucas teamed up. What if Snoop Dogg replaced Samuel L. on the new Star Wars movies?
  • If you believe it, we do this ridiculousness every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7pm PT. 10pm ET. on Jamhole TV! Join us won’t you? If you want your own name instead of being just another Justinfan in the chat, go to justin.tv and make a free account.
  • We’re all still here, imagine that. Looking forward to the future. Speaking of the future, this is what happens when you put your child in private school for the first ten years of their life. We end up thinking cars drive on a conveyor belt, and that’s how the road moves. I guess you had to be there, because it doesn’t even make sense to me right now.
  • I was fucking fascinated by my sack when I was a little kid. That’s normal right? I mean if no one tells you what it is, you just try to figure it out on your own. Dana gives us a quick lesson on how balls drop. If you are a guy, do you remember the exact day when your balls dropped?
  • Did any of you idiots who donated to the rapture cause get your money back? No, of course not, because now we’re waiting for the October rapture. Just moving the goal posts.
  • Monday is episode 500 of the Jamhole. Not quite to 500 likes on the Jamhole Facebook page. If you could, go there and like it, then share the like with your friends. Let’s make this happen.
  • We’re having some parties this summer! If you want to see how a party goes, check out the Jamhole 250 and the Jamhole 404 for our first two live parties. It’s going to be a blast this year. We’ll be doing a show in Milwaukee on July 23rd, then we’ll be doing our third annual Jamhole live show here in Kalispell Montana August 13th.
  • Robby dazzles us with his monotonous day to day. It’s all a mess. In other news, the Get Poetry open mic has found a new home! We’ll be kicking off the slam at Fat Boys June 14th! It will be uncensored and every Tuesday with signups at 6:30pm and the slam from 7 to 9. See you there and tell your friends.
  • Sure, let’s have a good discussion about censorship and places described as family settings.
  • An update (though we didn’t know it at the time), on the guy from episode 497. Remember, the guy who got high on pot laced with pcp who then went running around proclaiming the rapture. Oh yea, and he slit his own throat. We have to invoke god. Even on PCP, can you imagine slitting your own throat?
  • This is a freak accident. A million to one shot if you know what I mean. Imagine what this would feel like. Pump pump PUMP IT UP!
  • Restraining your father with duct tape then giving them a good beating. That’s not very monk like. But then again I am sick and tired of changing your diaper.
  • How much would you pay for the decapitated head of the patron saint of genital disease? Fucking a right.
  • I am not a vampire. I swear. It’s not what it looks like. Sweet hair cut though. Robby gives us a story from the horses mouth. It’s a pretty gross story. Thanks Robby!
  • This kid killed himself, but not because you hypnotized him. It just happens.
  • It doesn’t matter how you do the acupuncture, it doesn’t make a difference, because it’s all bullshit. You’re not a very good doctor.
  • What would you do if you were Limitless? Let’s talk about this again sure.
  • This is what happens when husband and wife stop getting along. Or maybe she’s just a bitch. 40 miles on the hood of the minivan.
  • Be careful when you lie, because one little white lie, especially when it involves Oprah tickets, can turn bad real quick. Yea, you’re fucked. I like how he blamed it on the blacks and the mexicans.
  • Google music is pretty sweet so far. If you want to check it out request an invite at music.google.com.
  • Email info@thejamhole.com and leave us a message at 406.204.4687. Make sure you are subscribed in Itunes and join the Forums!

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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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