“That was kindergarten when we learned that you fucking retards!”
Hello and welcome to episode 130 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the friday show. On tonights show, Mat and Ben conquer such important issues as post office lines, old people buying stamps, more about the girl and office party, budget cuts and depression, which eventually of course leads into how we are all basically fucked. After that we do some confessions then we do some news. Heres the news links: Getting it all wrong with a 12 year old, it bit my eye, going public with your sins, and of course we check back in with the duggars, who have of coursed had their 18th fucking child. Can someone please stop this madness? Like seriously, this really seriously absolutely has to stop. Thats all. Welcome to an episode full of Ben reading like a retard, and some good wholesome live better lives speak. This is sound it out.
And now, a little message to our friends at brianisinyou, from the jamhole.
Oh, and speaking of pod CRAP!!! (thats right, I even gots jokes in the show notes) Hey brian king, you want beef? My whole crew gots beef. You want war? I’ll take you to war mang! You big fucking pussy bitch, we were fans of your show Brian King, we linked to you and everything, and now all of the sudden you have some bad ass black double ended dildo shoved up your think tank? What the fuck is up with that shit you whiny little piece of fuck? Whats wrong Brian King? Are you sad that a couple of podcasters from montana with no experience at all doing live audio and video streams are releasing higher quality / more quantity podcasts than you are? It’s ok Brian Queen, I understand. I mean fuck Brianna, I’m baffled that you can find the time to do the show once a week with all that cock sucking you do… You should open up a little sperm bank, at least that way you might get paid a little for all that cock deep throating you do. I mean seriously, you suck cock at podcasting, and we both know you aren’t making shit doing that. As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet you are much better at swallowing sperm then you are at podcrapping. Like I said, if you wanna battle, we can battle, just don’t get all pussy sore when we tear you a new one. That goes for any other smart mouth bitch nigga out there who thinks they want a piece of The Jamhole. There’s plenty to go around. I say just to make things interesting, round 2 should be a rap battle, and round 3 should be a videocast battle. Unless of course your too busy catching a ride to cocksuckerville. In which case, we accept your surrender. Now serving whoever the fuck else thinks they want some.