TJH 849: One Hit Wonder

The Jamhole Ep 849
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“Gonna put the cartels out of business with this shit.”

Thanks for checking out another completely original and oddly humorous episode of the Jamhole free comedy podcast. Another week is in the books as we plow our way towards birthdays, holidays, and a new year. The only constant in this ever changing world? That’s right, US!

Nancy and Freddy
Nancy and Freddy

Let’s kick things off with a new bit we like to call Then and Now. Today we feature Nightmare on Elm Street. Check out the Wiki here if you are curious to learn more about this crazy piece of culture.

Nightmare on Elm Street
Nightmare on Elm Street OG

The first film came out in 1984, was followed by several sequels that culminated in the New Nightmare in 1994.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
Nightmare 2010

The remake then came out in 2010 with Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy instead of Robert Englund.

Heather Langenkamp was interviewed in People back in June 2024 talking about the first time she saw Freddy in all his horrific gory glory.

SEC fake tweet bitcoin ETF
Up a grand, down two…

The SEC sim swap Twitter hacker has been arrested. His search history is pretty lit. He’s an Alabama man if anyone was curious.

DNA Editing
DNA Cut and Paste

Get ready for the mother fucking future! We are gonna edit the fuck out of so much DNA!

London machete fights
Come at me bro…

A pussy little machete fight kind of broke out in the streets of London. Spoiler alert, no one got cut.

Are we approaching a chicken problem? Midwest chicken farmers are struggling, and that’s not great news.

bbq man hate crime
Let him cook…

Who’s ready for a hate crime? This dude carrying an odd number of barbeques tossed one at this lady then was quoted as yelling “Go back to China!”

Let’s chat about the most lit doctor in practice. This guy was banging his employees, patients, and walking around the office naked. The dude abides.

Andrea Luncsford
Andrea Luncsford

Don’t leave your kids in the car, especially if you also leave your cocaine in your car.

This retard shot a 15 year old in the head, then accidentally shot himself in the appendix trying to put the gun back into his waistband.


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