TJH 861: Genetically Modified Coloring

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“What makes a butthole pretty?”

Just like that, we’re a little more than halfway through the first month of 2025. If you’re sitting there wondering how you can do your part and support the show, aka our lives, hit up the patronus falonus cahones and pledge your allegiance.

The Grim Reaper showing up this week taking Bob Uecker aka Mr. Baseball.

But wait, there’s more! Two birds one stone kinda shit, the Reaper also decided it was time to take David Lynch.

Who’s ready for some Roommate Beef? To be perfectly honest with you all, as I usually am, this is one of my favorite recurring bits.

Let’s check in with the locals over on r/Eugene. Shout out to the dude who saved this other person from being cringed to death or whatever the fuck was happening there.

Next up, asking the age old question, “WHY?”…. is there a human shitting in my yard? The answer might surprise you!

Are you familiar with Pavlov’s Poopy Predicament? Y’all really need to stop shitting like the plague won’t come back and remind us how futile our existence can be.

If you’re going to be in Lansing Michigan Saturday May 17th, boy are you in for a treat.

Mr. Rhymes got into a fight the other night. Well, it didn’t sound like much of a fight, but punches were thrown. I mean it’s Busta Bust, we can only assume the 50 year old who got punched had that shit coming.

If you are going to mix bars and booze, make sure you can actually hold your shit… or in this particular case, your pee pee. This dude couldn’t, and he got rekt with a $10,000 fine for pissing everywhere.

So maybe Tik Tok got banned and now it’s back? I honestly am struggling to care about this. We’re all adults, if you want to use a service that let’s China all up in your mobile devices, then by all means, good luck!

Parents are fucking up their kid’s credit scores… or setting them up for success.

Are y’all into speed running games? Personally I’m not but I do find it pretty interesting. Only the strong autists set and break Mario Brothers speed running records.

Guess who got into some beef with Dairy Queen? How the fuck are you going to claim to be a Dairy Queen if you don’t have ice cream cakes on deck? Y’all are fucking up.