TJH 903: Patriot Games

The Jamhole Ep 903
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“You enchant me.”

Welcome back to another pulse pounding head ache inducing episode of the Jamhole. We are rounding the last bend and running out of days in 2025. I’d say we’re looking forward to the new year, but it’s probably going to be the same as the last. That being said, thanks for listening and being here with us to share and laugh in the misery of it all.

The Jamhole Ep 903 Live Video
The Jamhole Ep 903 Live Video

We got something in the mail from our good friend Ant Pruitt of the Everyday People Everyday Shit podcast. We will use them for the next live video show we do. Speaking of live video shows, this one was recorded in beautiful 420p for our loyal Patronus fam.

Freedom 250 Trump
Peak Male Performance

Happy 250th birthday America! We got you a bunch of greedy corrupt pedophiles and shady back room deals with other greedy corrupt pedophiles from other countries. Surprise! And now, a word from their sponsor.

Trump Gold Phone Vaporware
Make America Grift Again

Jamhole Update: Trump Mobile’s T1 still doesn’t exist, but the company is now selling refurbs.

trump mobile bro
Let me sell you an old phone.

Also check out the website and this bro! I wonder how much he got paid to be on that site.

Truckstop Cocaine
Indiana Truckstop Cocaine

BJ also sent this one in. Our news feed AI’s are syncing up. A trucker returns to find his trailer loaded with $16 million worth of cocaine at a truck stop in Indiana.

ReBoost ClearLife Homeopathic contamination
With a side of yeast and mold

In one of the rare cases a homeopathic “remedy” has anything in it, it ends up being yeast, mold, and other microbial contamination. RIP.

Robinhood Santa
Robinhood Santa

Tis the season: Thieves dressed as Santa and his elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store.

If you let your kids have more screen time than book time, you are seriously fucking up. Here’s a fun report about kids using AI.

AI Vending Machine
AI Vending Machine Slop

The Wall Street Journal let an AI run one of their vending machines, and it went about as well as you would expect. Here’s the story.

Memphis Dope
Memphis Dope

Memphis showing up this week utilizing overdosing people as furniture. It’s good to see people can find a purpose in this day and age.

Someone stole a plane in Van Nuys but didn’t get very far, or off the ground.

Missouri showing up this week with an EX trooper who got into some trouble for sniffing out nudes on phones during traffic stops. Naughty naughty, very naughty.

Butte Montana Wind Storm
Butte Montana Wind Storm

Butte Montana got swept pretty hard during this most recent storm. Not sure why any of you would care about that, but it’s where BJ is from, so this one is more for her.

You Enchant Me!

What is the single most powerful and moisture inducing comment you can say to a female?

I love it when articles are made from Reddit posts. A woman was arrested after a destructive fit of rage at a popular San Francisco restaurant.

BJ came with a couple of stories this week.

Psychology says people who still write to-do lists by hand instead of their phone, usually display these 9 distinct traits. Is this you or me?

The Wiz
The Wiz

Wiz Khalifa was sentenced to nine months jail in Romania for smoking cannabis on stage.


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