TJH 915: Gloryhole Game

The Jamhole Episode 915
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“Thanks for not being a fucking idiot.”

Another week, another reminder that modern life is just a thin layer of WiFi signal stretched over absolute chaos. BJ and I sit down for episode 915 to sift through phishing scams, questionable skincare choices involving seafood, and the kind of public behavior that forces bookstores to rethink their bathroom policies.

Shout out to the AI for showing me the best BJs April has to offer.

Operation Bounce House by Matt Dinniman
Operation Bounce House by Matt Dinniman

It’s PLEB BOOKCLUB TIME! I finished Operation Bounce House. Wow, what a great fucking read. Thank you Matt Dinniman for writing such enjoyable shit to read.

The next book I’m reading, as you can see here from my Goodreads page, is one that Robo from Rac FM said I would like. It’s called The World Without Us by Alan Weisman. So far so good, it’s a pretty interesting read.

So much Spam
Spam Central

Holy fuck, can we talk about the insane amount of phishing attacks taking place right now? I was in some inboxes doing a little spring cleaning, and it seemed like every other god damn email was a message about how some bullshit or another is closing your account or some bullshit isn’t configured right anymore and permanent damage is going to happen unless….

And here’s the one thing they all share in common… They really want you to click that link they all have front and center. Then all your base are belong to cunts. I mean really Carl, how stupid do they think we are?

Lego My Leg Yo!
Lego My Leg Yo!

Let’s chat about the Panda Puke incident that closed the Barnes & Noble gloryhole. As a Missoulian, are you familiar with the Panda Puke incident in Missoula? Follow up question, on a scale of 1 through 10, how would you rate Missoula’s gloryhole game? Also follow up question, is that how you got so good at S’n the D?

Cocaine Pilot Wings
Cocaine Pilot Wings

Pilots do not disappoint. Secret world of shady pilots from blindfold sex videos to snorting cocaine off ta ta’s.

Skincare Kitty Cat
Skincare Kitty Cat

Salmon sperm to bird droppings: The science behind bizarre skincare trends

Here’s some other random bullshit in case you want to expand your mind a bit more.

How AI is infiltrating the dating world, from crafting flirty messages to matchmaking.

Thieves steal Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse paintings in three-minute Italian heist

US military building ‘massive complex’ beneath White House ballroom project: Trump

What happened at Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre?


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