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“The money is what’s cursed!”
Thanks for checking out another episode of the Jamhole, where nature is reclaiming the kitchen, the Pope is threatening human traffickers with supernatural retaliation, the Army has misplaced another couple billion dollars, and armed criminals have apparently decided that children’s lemonade stands are the next great untapped market.
I’m Mat, that’s BJ, and together we spend episode 925 negotiating with ants, evaluating God’s enforcement capabilities, investigating cursed money, blaming smartphones for the collapse of human intimacy, and learning far more about the commercial foot-worship industry than either of us needed to know. It’s just another normal week inside the machinery.
The Pope showing up this week with a little message to traffickers of migrants in the Canary Islands. Stop, repent, or face God’s wrath… My question is, once you invoke the wrath, where do you go from there?
Word on the street is the tanks in Cushing are getting low. Does this mean anything to you?
The Army bought roughly 10,000 augmented-reality headsets for around $2 billion, many of which may end up unused or sitting in storage. I’m curious whose friend became unimaginably wealthy selling experimental goggles to the government.
Then we got distracted by feeder cult documentaries, super-sized models, human-centipede energy, and the increasingly crowded marketplace of charismatic weirdos monetizing vulnerable people. What do you know about feeders and SSBBW’s? Have you seen the doc about it? It’s called Big Girls Wanted: Escaping Pearadise.
Boston showing up this week showing us that not even lemonade stands are safe.
A psychic operation demonstrates a more profitable approach by allegedly extracting $2.5 million from only three victims. The scheme involved convincing emotionally vulnerable people that their money and gold were cursed and needed to be surrendered for spiritual cleansing. Small portions were occasionally returned to maintain trust, because even supernatural fraud requires basic customer retention.
Fertility rates are in decline, and the blame this week goes to…. Smartphones! Thank you People for that hard hitting piece of journalism.
Finally, we visit the online home of a commercial foot-worship business after its owner was arrested on federal sex-trafficking charges and accused of sexually assaulting women who believed they were applying for modeling work.
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