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“If you like cocaine bears, you’re gonna love meth bears!”
Welcome back to another informatively amusing episode of the Jamhole. Unfortunately it looks like the Patronus hosed on the video aspect of this one, which is lame because there’s a little visual humor that I felt really tied this it all together.
Whenever I’m making the Oooo sound on this episode, you can just imagine I’m pointing at this guy here. If the Patronus ends up finding it I’ll get it posted and let y’all know.
How do we feel about letting kids run around outside unsupervised? Personally, I’m all about it. The less supervising I have to do the better. BJ is a little more paranoid than I am.
Halloween prep is already creeping in, mostly through BJ’s beloved giant Scooby decoration, which she has apparently preserved since she was 15. The thing is almost 20 years old, which means Scooby has survived longer than many marriages, appliances, and American institutions.
Two grizzly bears were spotted swimming in Polson Bay and hanging around near docks and the golf course, prompting warnings from wildlife officials.
Kansas showing up this week with a woman in a suitcase. That’s certainly an odd place to find a woman. Her death is being investigated as a homicide, which seems reasonable because people rarely pack themselves into luggage as a retirement plan.
Have you ever had Malaria? Me neither. Let’s talk about the airport malaria phenomenon and how three people are dead from it.
Next up we have some recalls to share. Eye drops and antimicrobial soap. Welp, that’s not great news.
Y’all remember Chloraseptic?
Out of all the things in the world for idiots to get upset about, Tillamook cheese being halal was not on my list.
Next up we have a psychologist letting us know that old-school “tells” for lying, like avoiding eye contact or fidgeting, aren’t reliable anymore because people are just anxious, tired, distracted, neurodivergent, or just weird these days.
If you’re going to kill your wife, you should probably not send a hundred thousand unencrypted text messages to your mistress about it. American Idol has not been kind to some of their alumni.
San Francisco showing up at the ocean this week to scream at it together. Now that’s therapy. They even crowned a winner!
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