Ep 387: Shh Cool

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“Did you just call me an ugly hoe?” This is how I know we are truly in the digital age. Back in the day, if you wanted to hook up with someone of the opposite gender (you know there wasn’t any gays back in the day), you would have to go to where the opposite gender was…… Continue reading Ep 387: Shh Cool

Ep 386: Rape Bait

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“Guess you can’t yell when you’re face down in water.” So the story goes, and it goes and it goes. When does it stop? No body fucking knows. The river of time flows in direct proportion to the amount of time spent on our toes. Feel me? Well then stop, because we just met, are…… Continue reading Ep 386: Rape Bait

Ep 385: Mr. Awesome

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“If we modeled our society after Starcraft 2, we’d be great.” One step closer to the American dream. The derelicts scream on the silver screen. We pay big bucks to see it, give a sick fuck and critique it, until in the end you end up being it. So chew it up then spit it…… Continue reading Ep 385: Mr. Awesome

Ep 384: Risk Management

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“It’s not an abomination, it’s a miracle.” So the people have once again spoken, this time with flamboyantly limp wrists, bright hot pink cut off shirts, and an overly accentuated lisp of SSS’ssss. The ban on gay marriage in California was over turned, allowing any Tom Dick and Harry to get married to each other. I’m…… Continue reading Ep 384: Risk Management

Ep 383: Snek

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“I just wanna have fun.” Famous last words in a life that wants a chance to tame the vast herds. You can’t go out dressed like that, they will eat you alive. You can’t go out sad like that, they’ll mistake you for their wife. You can’t go out fast like that, they think you…… Continue reading Ep 383: Snek

Ep 382: Dream State

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“My big brain makes up for my little penis.” My brain is mush. Much to my dismay, I trained at lunch to fight in this game. Between my fits of rage and constant reminders of what you could have been, another haunted insider. Here’s a tip for you, run. Don’t look back, just run. Don’t…… Continue reading Ep 382: Dream State

Ep 380: League of Jamhole

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“Happy birthday dick fuck.” Not enough hours in a day. So much crap going on, good and bad. Sometimes I wish I could just lay down and go to sleep without having that damn alarm clock wake me up before I’m ready. Then again, if my wishes came true, I would have more time. Happy…… Continue reading Ep 380: League of Jamhole

Ep 379: Splice

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“We need more funding, we’re gonna get fucked.” I found an interesting little story here about a gentleman who lost his son, because his son was away at college and thought it would be a good idea to mix oxycontin, xanax, AND alcohol. Umm, duh? You can’t mix a powerful opiate with a just as…… Continue reading Ep 379: Splice

Ep 378: Reverse Psycho

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“You can’t be a priest and do that shit.” It’s a beautiful damn near ninety degree day here in the Flathead Valley, so rather than come straight home and do the show notes like you would all like me to do, I said fuck it, and went for a bike ride. I don’t feel one…… Continue reading Ep 378: Reverse Psycho