Ep 296: Sperm Wars

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“I’m never licking your taint again.” Sarah Palin on fox? Hahahaha, that seriously confirmed the image  I had in my mind’s eye when people said the words Fox News. Sarah fucking Palin. I would totally be all for it if she was replacing glenn beck, or some other woman, but she is a fucking news…… Continue reading Ep 296: Sperm Wars

Ep 295: Shelter Island

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“Stay the fuck off of my 92.7.” In all my years being connected to the internet, I’ve seen my fair share of fucked up shit. It usually comes in the form of a stretched out asshole with shit all over it, or a horse cock penetrating a human male to death, or a glass getting…… Continue reading Ep 295: Shelter Island

Ep 294: Taze My Baby

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“If sucking dick is christmas then I’m Scrooge.” I’m going to be very sad if the airlines are still fucking people around when we go to Florida. I might not even want to fly there if shit is still this out of control. Hey airline companies, I am giving you until the end of August…… Continue reading Ep 294: Taze My Baby

Ep 293: No Call No Show

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“I will cry if I have to.” Well, we expected to start the new year off positively, but from the sounds of all the news that’s been coming in, we have once again failed. Maybe people have a different idea of what positive means. Maybe some people think killing, raping, and acting like idiots is…… Continue reading Ep 293: No Call No Show

Ep 292: A New Year

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“I came here to fuck and do blow, and maybe die.” Let’s start the year on a positive note, that way after we sober up and realize it’s just the same shit year after year after year, we won’t be so fucking pist that this is how we’re spending our time. Seriously, it’s all the…… Continue reading Ep 292: A New Year

Ep 291: Operation Stop and Think

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“I remember my mom and dad having this same arguement when I was 5.” Another year, another decade in the history books. Although your children won’t read about it until the next decade, because the history books they have in school are that out dated. Maybe in the great year 2010, we’ll figure out how…… Continue reading Ep 291: Operation Stop and Think

Ep 290: Grammar, Penis, and Pussy

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“I don’t need to hear you, I just need to see those titties.” On account of my rather lengthy essay on Christmas and why religion sucks in general on the show notes for episode 289, I’m going to keep this brief. I’m sure most of you didn’t read that anyways, so when you read this and see…… Continue reading Ep 290: Grammar, Penis, and Pussy

Ep 289: The Christmas Cheer

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“I mowed down a tree because it was pissing me off.” The presents have all been opened, the carefully cut and taped wrapping paper that once hid the anticipation and surprise from the unsuspecting eyes of those who would be the recipients, now lays in heaping crumpled mounds inside our trash cans, awaiting their final…… Continue reading Ep 289: The Christmas Cheer

Ep 288: The Keith Malley Story

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“Danni, its ok when he twitches when you blow him.” I started this podcast in February 2008, for two reasons. First, when I was in 8th grade and really into beavis and butthead, I thought it would be the coolest thing ever to start your own radio talk show. Then in 2005 when I got…… Continue reading Ep 288: The Keith Malley Story

Ep 287: Naggers

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“I want everything to be awesome, I wanna try ecstasy.” First of all, I would like to apologize for getting thrown off my game during this episode. It’s hard to concentrate on what I’m trying to say when we have little jack fuck pud pounders in the chat spamming the word “Naggers” over and over again.…… Continue reading Ep 287: Naggers