Ep 275: Sticky Stuff

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“I don’t want to feel any scruff on my balls.” The world is going to end December 21st, 2012, or so I’ve been told… What’s really funny is there are people out there who actually believe this crap. I was listening to the SGU (Skeptics Guide to the Universe) recently and someone they were interviewing…… Continue reading Ep 275: Sticky Stuff

Danni’s Surgery Documentary

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Me Inside – A Walk Thru My Guts with Danni This is a special video documentary formatted for your ipod video / itouch, for anyone who wants to see what it was like for Danni before, during, and after her laparoscopic surgery. Prior to the surgery, Danni looked around the internet but couldn’t find a…… Continue reading Danni’s Surgery Documentary

Ep 274: Just The Tip

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“I got like a little period blood stain in my pants.” What a week, long drawn out, day to day work delivering thousands of pounds of water. I love the job, it’s nice to not sit on my ass all day. Keeps the blood flowing, keeps the love handles at bay. I’m gonna be honest…… Continue reading Ep 274: Just The Tip

Ep 273: Walka Walka 4000

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“Our future is in such jeopardy it’s not even funny.” So I’m doing my route today just like I would any other normal Thursday, and I drive by this karate dojo of sorts. Now, I say karate as a generic term for whatever kind of special martial arts they teach. I’m not exactly sure what…… Continue reading Ep 273: Walka Walka 4000

Ep 272: Baby Girls

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“It’s like your dick got lipo and you didn’t get the stomach staple with it because your broke.” I’m taking the day off. There’s plenty of other shit to read on the internet. I need a break. The new metalocalypse season is fucking awesome. The new Venture Bros season is fucking awesome. Stargate Universe is…… Continue reading Ep 272: Baby Girls

Ep 271: Valroids

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“I gave you an artificial erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids

Ep 270: Quantum Leap

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“I’m not a doctor, and the device is what does the work on your body.” It’s now the evening of Thursday, November 12th 2009, and I just got finished up another long back breaking day of work. The only thought running laps in my mind has been the surreal fact that in the next 24…… Continue reading Ep 270: Quantum Leap

Ep 269: Oxysilver

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“Those chickens freaked me out.” After doing this show for as long as we’ve been doing it, I’ve started to realize a lot of things about the world I live in. Perhaps this is obvious to you all, perhaps I was just too jaded to realize it initially. First of all, people are stupid. I’m…… Continue reading Ep 269: Oxysilver

Ep 268: Duped

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“It’s a good thing you zoomed in to the quantum level.” This world is filled with more quackery than you can shake a stick at. Especially in these oh so tough economic times you keep reading about in the paper, or hearing about on your favorite “non biased” news station. At a time when people…… Continue reading Ep 268: Duped

Ep 267: Good Deals

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“I can’t walk to the toilet so I’ll just poop right here.” Tomorrow is finally the day the new droid comes out. I have personally been waiting three years for a phone on verizon that is better than the xv6900. Lots of promises have been made, but they have all fallen short. The storm was…… Continue reading Ep 267: Good Deals