Monthly Archives: March 2009

Ep 173: Podcrap Alley

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“We have to share a planet with these people.”

Hello and welcome to episode 173 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start off talking about the podcastgangbang.com site, aka the PGB, which is going to be our podcasters coalition domain. If there are any other artists out there who think they can represent the spirit of the PGB, please don’t hesitate to email info@thejamhole.com. After that we talk all about a mixture of Danni’s medical procedure and some work relationship drama. I told you fart jokes were still funny! So yea, after that pooping and puking and wine bottle corks (You’ll see…) Then we read a very special email about Mat winning money, we read a fantastic bash.org quote, and then we read about retard russian kids playing train dare. After that we talk about michigan ciggy tax, and the lamest april fools joke ever. Then we talk about the 10 stupidest things people are proud of (and get paid for probably), and I think something stupid PETA did with pregger bitches and steel cages. Thats just how they roll.

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Ep 172: Professional Relationship

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“I’ve had phone sex, but I haven’t had cybersex.”

Hello and welcome to episode 172 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out the show talking about our the awesome fucking stickers, which leads into us playing a voicemail we got from Seth, one half of the UYD crew, which leads into us talking about why danni wasn’t on the show tonight because she died. Just kidding, but how bad would you have felt if she really did die because you didn’t donate money to the show in time. What? Nevermind, anyways after all that we talk about filming the last half of the abortion center protester protest. This video is going to be awesome. Then we talk about the where’s my penis bum on thejamhole.com/forums, then we talk about the april first virus thing. Yea, I really have no idea right now, we’re all doomed. Then we talk about some MPP stuff, then we talk about how shitty it could be if the government legalized weed and taxed the shit out of it. As shitty as its gonna be for all of us ciggy smokers after this tax goes into full effect yall! The only difference is that I can actually stop smoking weed and be just fine. So after that we spend the next hour and a half taking the purity test. If you skip past this part, make sure you catch the last 40 minutes of the purity test, thats when our sanfran craigslist dark lady mistress of the night Shazam called in and took the last half with us. This is really fantastic.

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Ep 171: Cockroaches

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“Can we stay the night in the hooker?”

Hello and welcome to episode 171 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out the show with a train wreck so go ahead and stop right here.  We then continue on to talk about how Mat found a bug and Danni was scared of it so of course Mat had to chase her around with it until she cried, then we talk about a plane crash into a Montana cemetery killing 14 people, and 7 children, after that we talk about a pilot who thought praying was more important than trying to prevent from crashing, which leads us to Mat telling us how he found out people get old saggy wrinkly tale in the old folks home. Then we talk about the 4 car wrecks we’ve had here in the last week, which leads Mat to tell us about how he thinks about driving head on into on coming traffic. After that we try and figure out which is better, pooping or peeing, thus leading us to find out Mat orgasms when he poops.

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Ep 170: Slim Pickins

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“That was my tongue loving your nose.”

Hello and welcome to episode 170 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out the show talking about faggots Mat delivers to with stupid fucking dogs, then we talk about our awesome weekend moving Anna’s New York Pizza to it’s new home and how Mat fell through their ceiling. After that we talk about a couple movies such as Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale and Still Waiting, which leads us to how Danni is dying and we all need to come together and talk her into getting her shit fixed, and how Danni has a fetish for fucking Mat while Brayden is in the other room so he can hear it. We play the question of the week brought to you by Bigmouths Podcast, we over analyze the shit out of that for awhile until Mat pisses Danni the fuck off.

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Ep 169.5: John Tullar Interview

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This is an interview for a school project by John Tullar aka Johnny from Tucson of the Johnny on the spot podcast. It went from Johnny asking questions, to Mat explaining how The Jamhole got started, some behind the scenes stuff, what we think of podcast loyalists and “fanboys,” how every podcast is somehow on everyone elses podcock, to living in Montana, to the future of The Jamhole, etc…

The interview went almost an hour, so I thought it would be something interesting for you all to listen to cold chilling on a Sunday morning. At the end of the podcast there is a damn near final version of one of the hip hop songs Mat has been working on for the Emo Poetry album. Enjoy.

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Ep 169: War of the Roses

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“I don’t have to clean my house because Jesus does.”

Hello and welcome to episode 169 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out the show talking about how Mat almost became Danni’s not boyfriend again, which brings us to how Brayden and Danni almost got killed before the show tonight, and why retards shouldn’t be allowed to drive.  After that we talk about the crazy ladies Mat has to deliver water to, then Mat tells us about the worst dreams he’s ever had and we try to decipher the meaning behind them, lastly we talk about the stupid bumper stickers people drive around here with, letting us know how stupid they really are.

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Ep 168: The People’s Court

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“Those food stamps are from god, honey.”

Hello and welcome to episode 168 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out the show talking about some fun live video pre show polls and whatnot, which leads into us talking about the New York meetup trip, and Richard Cheese. Sorry, I totally forgot to put a mp3 of my favorite richard cheese song of his at the end of the show, and I’m totally not redoing all that shit, if you’ve really never heard of him, check out his site. So yea, then we talk about yet even more proof that this world is going down the fucking dumps with a personal story from our friend david. After that we talk about Danni’s fun little experience at court… and how she almost got completely f’d in the A by our good friend Judge Sullivan. Then we talk about more bitch ass tattle tail motherfuckers trying to get Mat fired. Still wonder why we fucking hate people? We have over 160 something episodes of proof positive. Oh right, then we talk about how Danni is dying… A slow and painful bloody death… Ooops, I knew I forgot to tell you something before we started dating!

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Ep 167: Broke As A Joke

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“I don’t give a fuck!”

Hello and welcome to episode 167 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start the show off by talking about our boring weekend, we look back at our last episode and talk about how awful and uncomfortable that was (check the brachives), our trip to New York City and how we may not have enough money to get through the week. We discuss the new movie Watchmen and Mat’s first movie theater experience in years, what Mat could have done with the extra 2 dollars added to his one tip he got Saturday thus giving him 5 dollars, the fat dike bitches around here picking fights with Mat which of course leads us to talk about equal rights somehow.

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Ep 166: LoL Juice

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“Guys, I can’t stop fingering my twat.”

Hello and welcome to episode 166 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we make podcast history as we do a whole Friday the 13th two hour live show in bras and lingerie. Umm yea, its a long story. So in tonights show we talk about our trip to New York on April 13th, and things we probably should not say in the airport. After that we talk about talking to the abortion protesters and the awesome signs we made for sunday. Of course all of this will be recorded and edited down into a video that will be on our youtube account. After that we talk about blowing stop signs and getting pulled over. This is a warning. Then we talk about how Mat is slowly starting to lose his filter at work, and how it may not end well for him and his job. Lets try something, if you don’t have anything to say, just shut the fuck up. After that we talked about the new season of south park starting, and our thoughts on the new episode. We will probably do this once a week for the duration of the season.

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Ep 165: Racial Jokes

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“Maybe black people are statescist with Montana.”

Hello and welcome to episode 165 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we have David (from annas new york pizza) with us, so pardon the sound as some of us were sharing microphones. Tonight we start the show talking about people finally getting offended about stuff, while taking phone calls. So basically we yell at people who write letters crying about shit, while explaining how we started the show to someone who called in. Thats called multi tasking. After that, we talk about why verizon sucks mat’s balls, and maybe a little way to get your phone not to suck as bad. Then we talk about sleeping and sex and some other stuff, breaking the site, and Mat’s diapers. I believe the cat was even licking her ass. What a fantastic thing we have created. I guess its a live show thing. So then there was fuck my life, then a few confessions, then we do some news.

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