Monthly Archives: September 2010

Ep 406: R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

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“I just hold onto your neck now, and strangle the shit out of you.”

Here’s a quick run down of all our stuff online that you can interact with… You know, for the new people. Of course there’s a Facebook group, and a profile for Danni and myself. You can follow the Jamhole Twitter account and Danni’s Twitter. We have a YouTube and Vimeo account, as well as Picasa web gallery full of pictures relating to our lives, and the show. There is a comment form on the about us page you can use to submit your thoughts. We broadcast the show live every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7pm PT. / 10pm ET. from thejamhole.com/live using Justin.tv. You can sign up to get emailed every time we start a broadcast. If you use Google buzz, you can add me to your Google profile. We have a P.O. Box you can send things to. We ask our listeners to send us post cards from where they live. You can leave a message for the show, or call in live while we’re broadcasting at 406.204.4687. We have a little store you can get some Jamhole Church stickers at, and we have a music page you can download the hip hop Shaun and myself have made. Make sure you are subscribed to the podcast feed so you get fresh Jamhole episodes as soon as they come out.

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Ep 405: Engagement

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“It’s kinda hard to talk and say will you marry me into a microphone when you’re on your knee.”

And then there were none… Well, of course we’re still here, but the last guest left, so life slowly goes back to normal. Between the rap show, Hot Springs, and the Jamhole 404 show, I really think we changed some lives. Hey, you’re welcome. That’s what we’re here for. It never occurred to me until MDS mentioned it, but we are slowly becoming quite the entertainers. I’m really starting to feel at home up on the rap stage, actually remembering my lyrics, and grooving with the crowd the way a rapper should. The bad thing is, I fucking love doing it. Why is that bad? Because the pay is shit. You know we keep this show, and our lives going by slaving our days away working normal jobs. Could you even begin to fucking imagine how amazing this show, and our rap would be if we could spend more time on it? I do, each and every day I get up at 7:30 am to go to work. The funny thing is, that even with having a day job, we’re just barely making it. I should feel bad about that, but when I take a look around the valley, and see that everyone else is doing the same, I feel much better about it. So again, thank you to everyone that came out and made the Jamhole 404 party week so fucking awesome. I can’t wait to do it next year. We will change the date so the weather is more agreeable for everyone. Keep on listening and interacting, and we’ll keep on doing free shows and making rap music for you to enjoy.

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Ep 404: Second Annual Live Show

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Welcome to the Jamhole 404 show trailer. This is our second annual live audience show. All of the information can be found on the Jamhole 404 page. Since I am OCD and all about being complete, I figured I would put the trailer in the feed. The full hour plus video can be found in the Jamhole store for 5 bucks, along with over a free hour of bonus footage at thejamhole.com/404bonus. That will redirect you to a YouTube playlist with footage from the week of partying leading up to the live show. We have different formats and an audio only file to fit all your mobile device needs. Read after the break for all the links.

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Ep 403: Forbidden

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“It ripped my pants open revealing that I was not wearing underwear that day.”

I love how the CNN Belief blog has a story on its page about a kid who was molested by a Catholic priest back in seventh grade. Of course he was an alter boy, and of course the molestation happened inside the church walls. It happened in the rectory he said, which I find really ironic for some fleeting reason. But my question is, how can people believe in something that is supposed to be holy, when the people preaching about how holy it is are completely desecrating everything they hold sacred? So by their logic, it’s ok to fuck a kid in the confessional, but it’s not ok to piss in the baptismal pool? It’s ok to molest kids in the room next to the altar, but don’t take the Eucharist and give it to your atheist friends. If you read the story, check out the guys picture. Then read how he started the whole thing. The kid, who is now in his early forties, and among ten other kids who have come forward, said he got a ride home from the priest from a baseball game, and on the way home the priest put his hand on the kid’s thigh… and left it there, the whole ride home. Fuck that would creep me out. I would have punched him in his nuts. It always starts with that one creepy touch. I think the priest that did this is dead now. Heaven or hell?

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Ep 402: Alien Gangsters

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“Times are tough right now, and if you’re old, it ain’t any easier.”

Time flies when your having fun, but when your not having fun anymore, it really catches up to you.

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Ep 401: Fingers, Plural

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“I’m very sorry that because of you being a bad business woman you did not make this money.”

Hahaha, apparently there has been a warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest. For her role in Machete you might be thinking? That was awful, it was like watching her trying to play a drugged up strung out crack whore version of herself. Anyways, the warrant was issued because she failed a drug test. She’s such a method actress. I think the most awesome part about this whole train wreck, is that she tweeted that she had failed a court ordered drug / alcohol test. If that is the price of fame, I think I’m good. I’ll just hang out down here with the rest of the real people. Just enough to get by is tolerable I suppose, but enough to live comfortably and eat on a regular basis would be even better.

I would also like to welcome everyone that is flying down for the second annual Jamhole live show. There is a lot of cool shit to see if you have never been here. So enjoy the fresh air and if you smoke, make sure you find yourself a sample of some homegrown Montana chronic. I promise you don’t have to look far. Ep 404 is this Saturday, September 25th. We’re all very excited to do this again, so if you’re down with the show, come hang out with us. We’ll be eating dinner around 9pm and starting the show around 11pm. We are also going on a trip to Hot Springs, so if you wanna join us, RSVP on the Facebook group.

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Ep 400: Tearfest 2010

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“I’m standing there eating an enchilada, when she comes over and starts sucking my dick.”

400 episodes, fuck yea. The next couple of weeks are going to be pretty cool. Saturday September 18th is the Hot Box podcast’s first live audience show at the Roach Market out at Smokers Friendly right past the airport. Then Thursday and Friday the 23rd and 24th we are going “camping” with everyone flying in for the live show, which is Saturday September 25th out at ye olde restaurant. Shaun and I are also going to do a rap show at Club Kali on Friday night after we get back from “camping.” If you are local, come join us. It’s episode 404 and we’re very excited to do this thing again. Last year we did a live show for our 250th episode and it was a blast. So fuck, all this while working a day job and I am out of time. It’s a good thing I am reading In Search of Time right now. Dan Falk has done a great job blowing my mind. Wednesday is the last episode this week, because we will be taking Friday off so we can bring the podcast equipment to the Roach Market on Saturday. So that’s it, we’re very excited to see you all, and thank you. It’s been fun.

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Ep 399: The Good Old Days

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“How can you even be a proud catholic person anymore?”

“Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.”

-Jim Rohn

This made me actually laugh out loud. Then it made me cry, because I thought about how many motivated idiots there are in the world. I think a motivated idiot is a lot more dangerous than a non motivated idiot. At least the non motivated ones just sit around being stupid. The motivated idiots are all up the world’s guts, fucking it up one stupid decision at a time.

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Ep 398: Enabler

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“We all had a good laugh at my penis’s expense that day.”

Sitting, bored. The beginning of the end, what’s the score? What’s more, what else is in store? Sitting bored. Picked up knitting became a chore. I prefer hitting on a little metronome beat one per sitting. Fitting? Tight like a glove linen. Sitting, bored. The beginning of the end, that same old cliche walking down the same old road. A wart on a toad dripping with poison from the top to the bottom of my soul. Trying as hard as I can to bust my load. Always out of control, get in control? Smoke another bowl. Sitting, bored. Tired, old. Deciphered the code, too much time alone. Trying to figure out the next big get rich quick scheme. I’m thinking politics. Sitting in the oval office, stinking like something that stopped thinking. Sleeping. Too much smoking, not enough drinking. Too much blah blah blah, not enough TA – DA. This country pretty much runs itself, so I’m in the oval office, sitting bored. Falling asleep, depressed, even too depressed to creep. Quite a feat if you ask the upper echelon puppet elite. For supper? Meet and greet the meat between my cleats, stomping through the forest trying to feed the intrigue. Unimpressed with the best the world has to offer, in the form of Godzilla versus Mothra. Why would a moth try to extinguish the flame? The same reason the sloth hates his own name. Brand recognition. Sitting. Bored. Torn in half please pass the porn. Born from wrath and a silly twinkle in the eye of the devil. Broken, beaten down and disheveled. This level 1 hobo asks all the right questions but at all the wrong times. He has all the bright sentences written down on all the wrong lines. He slaved over all the crying messengers but payed all the wrong fines. Long line after tired sad long line. Always waiting, I might as well have a seat over here. Sitting, bored. Always debating. Are the finer things in life the ones that cost the most money? I should go buy a nice comfortable chair. Sitting. Bored…

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Ep 397: Public Space

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“I have issues with you fucking the couch that we all sit on.”

“Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.”

-Socrates

Word to that.

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