Ep 346: Revenge of the Syph

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“When people stare at the sun, they go blind.”

Apparently, the best and brightest of our valley came out to the city library on last Thursday to watch a film entitled “Epic: The Story of the Waffen SS.” It was probably nothing short of a klan meeting up in there, but there were some people who came out to protest it. The unfortunate thing is that most of the people who were protesting it, were doing so on behalf of the United Church of Christ. I only say that because the person coordinating the protest just so happens to be the pastor of said church. It’s cool though, as long as they were out there protesting nazi’s who decided the Flathead Valley would make a great place to call home, and not going door to door trying to con you into believing their fairytale, I’m ok with it. The classy gentleman who screens these works of world war two era neo nazi “art” was quoted as saying,

“It’s a fucking freak show, they’re all the same queers and Jews and shit that were at the gay pride parade.”

This is a classic text book example of exactly why the world is completely ass backwards fucked up. It’s people like this who live their day to day lives in the mind state that they are better than everyone else just because they just so happened to have the genes that make you white rather than genes that make you black. It’s a fucking crap shoot you inbred hidda hadda herdda speaking backwoods retards. You can’t base any sort of societal status on a completely random event you had absolutely nothing to do with whatsoever. It’s like saying I make more money than you just because I’m a dude and you’re a chick. Ok wait a minute, that was a bad example, but you get what I’m saying.

Anyways, do you want to know the funniest part about his whole mess? The paper says, “A scuffle broke out as the protesters took photos of some of the people entering and a woman’s camera was broken. Kalispell Police arrested April Gaede and Mark Harrington for the incident, charging them both with assault and criminal mischief, misdemeanors, and led them out of the library in handcuffs.” Do you all remember who April Gaede is? She is the mother of the Prussian Blue girls, and that woman we talked about a while ago who was on that stormfront website posting up shit about the valley so other unevolved white supremacists and white power ego freaks like herself can move up here. Pretty fucking amusing right? I guess it’s true what they say, karma is a bitch. I’m sure the valley could do without people like this living here, so I think we should get together, and run them the fuck out of town, 1800’s cowboy style. You know, just for fun.

  • Let’s give a huge round of applause for the pingbot! He’s back, sober, and ready to post my shit. Welcome back pingbot, it just wasn’t the same without you.
  • A huge thanks to everyone who was rockin with us at the Scoreboard on Cinco de mayo. It was a blast. Just know that I was shitting myself about ten minutes before we rocked the mic. Thank goodness for the boy band effect.
  • How many ways can you think of to download cool stuff on the internet?
  • Even the cowboys can appreciate our Thursday night hip hop at Grizzly Jacks.
  • In the dark? Follow the son! Thanks church. Some of us were born leaders, some of us are followers.
  • Allegedly long boarding in town. I have great evaporative skills.
  • Danni reenacts scenes from the 2008 hit movie “College.” What’s a queef? It’s a pussy fart. We welcome anyone who found the show from a google search of pussy fart.
  • What’s wrong China? It seems that every hour a Chinese baby is born with Syphilis. You guys should work on fixing that.
  • So what are YOU allergic to?
  • If you make fun of a guy for having a small penis, over and over again, you can probably expect a good solid beat down.
  • Does it bother you that I appreciate the naked female form? It’s like a good piece of art. If I don’t ask, how would I know?
  • Getting busted embezzling money, then doing the right thing. Killing yourself on the train tracks of the trains you were managing. Now that’s poetic justice.
  • Killing yourself because the music they play in an old navy store is that unbearable. Or because your girlfriend was a huge cunt. Would you take a bullet to be able to witness this in person? Danni thinks she would. I’m glad that’s recorded.
  • How much is that doggy hanging on the fence by his leash in your backyard? At least the kids found it, all bloated and covered in flies. Dogs are so dirty. You should have known the dog was suicidal because he tried to hang himself two other times. That’s what I like to call, a warning sign.
  • Why do you like the dog  you spend more time yelling at and probably beating? I’ll never understand that.
  • The server fee’s put me into negative money land, so if you like the show, help a brotha out. We’ll see you Monday!