Ep 358: Threesome Watch 2010


“I regret not pulling her tits out too, I really do.”

Here is an interesting survey for you that shows one in five U.S. high school students abuse prescription drugs. I’m glad I got that phase of my life over and done with over a decade ago, but I still feel sorry for any one who has to go through the hell that is opiate detox. Sure there is medicine and other therapies that can make it a little more tolerable, but, speaking from experience, this is something that will stick with you for the rest of your life. So this survey questioned 16,000 teens and found that 20.2 percent have taken prescription drugs such as Oxycontin, Xanax, and Ritalin without a prescription. Of course, they won’t really experience any major problems unless they use the harder opiates like Oxycontin, Dilaudid or Fentanyl for at least a couple of weeks straight, but you have to remember, everyone is different, and these drugs affect everyone differently. I always think I should try and talk to the kids I see around here, about how, if they keep fucking with these drugs, they are going to seriously regret it and completely ruin their lives, but then I think back to when I was their age doing it, and if someone came up to me preaching about how drugs are bad and all that shit, I never would have listened to them. So you have to learn by experience, and just hope that if these kids do end up getting hooked on it, they have a strong enough parental support structure, they are able to beat it and get their lives back. What really blows my mind about this whole opiate prescription drug epidemic, is that the doctors who are inadvertently putting these drugs on the streets, are limited to how many patients they can treat with Suboxone. Suboxone gave me my life back, and without it, I for sure wouldn’t be where I’m at now. The problem is, the pain clinic doctors can have as many patients as they can fit into an eight hour day hooked on opiates, but they have a cap on how many patients they can treat with Suboxone. It seems very backwards to me, and this is one of the reasons we read about pharmacies getting robbed each and every day. Some pharmacies have even decided to stop selling Oxycontin, because they keep getting robbed. So, what do you? Increase the resources alotted for treatment, start treating it like a social problem rather than a criminal problem, and maybe you will start seeing some improvement. But, until that happens, people are going to keep being junkies, and kids are going to keep getting hooked on these pills. Good luck!

  • If it’s too much information, then stop reading it. Simple right?
  • Shaun got fucked out of his “Helena construction job” so he will be begging for his dishwasher job back. If you can donate some cash to buy us some smokes, that would be greatly appreciated.
  • Once again, you didn’t have the equipment you told us you had. I even brought mics and cords this time, but your shitty mixer doesn’t handle xlr. What the fuck DJ’s? All in all, the jello wrestling was pretty fun… Once it finally got started.
  • You brought your babies to your high school graduation? That’s so fucking tacky. Drop them off at the day care for fucks sake. At least we won’t have any shortage of dumb blonde secretaries any time soon.
  • Next time you do jello wrestling, make sure you have girls to wrestle. And if I may, please set a weight limit. Shaun made the night completely worth it by wrestling the bartender with the fat ass and tits. Good stuff.
  • Is this sumo wrestling? Oh no, they are just fat Indian chicks. God bless the reservation.
  • Welcome to Threesome Watch 2010. All this talk about threesomes is making Danni really super horny, so lucky me! Any girls down to have sex with us, email mat@ees.com. Don’t email info@thejamhole.com unless you want Danni to hunt you down. I have to present it to her a certain way. With pills that will make her forget the last 24 hours.
  • Yes, I accidentally groped Shaun’s ass, my bad. Stop wearing chef’s pants. That is what Danni wears. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
  • Shaun is the horse breeding stud of this stable. Or something like that.
  • Listen up, Saturday June 19th at 9:30pm PT. in Clarkston Washington at Hogan’s I’ll be attending the Basement Boyz 100th episode live audience party. It promises to be a great time!
  • So Shaun, do you really enjoy living with us? Put the toilet seat down, and hold the handle down when you flush. Also, stop locking the cat in your room. Also, get a fucking job!
  • So we apparently have some mice in our walls, which is pretty fucking awesome. Shout out to cheap Montana living.
  • Some work bullshit on the Danni front. Who the fuck is this bitch? You can take your gloves, and shove them up your pussy hole!
  • So if you hang out with dudes, I should be able to hang out with chicks right? WRONG, because Danni is a  jealous bitch. RABBLE RABBLE!!! I don’t like bitches and you’re not hanging out with bitches. Ok, that sounds fair.
  • I get along with both genders, because I am a bi sexual… According to Daniel.
  • How much contraband can you fit in your asshole? Talk about loading it up.
  • Shaun’s brother Matt calls in and talks a little shit with us. I sure do enjoy both of them tremendously. Matt makes a great jello wrestling ref.
  • Ebay is awesome for finding cool stuff. Note to self, don’t learn how to para glide from watching YouTube videos.
  • Tune in tonight for the third episode of the Hot Box podcast. If you like weed, this is the place to be. If you have anything weed related you want us to talk about, email info@hotboxpodcast.com or leave a message at 406.204.4687.
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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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