Ep 399: The Good Old Days

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“How can you even be a proud catholic person anymore?”

“Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.”

-Jim Rohn

This made me actually laugh out loud. Then it made me cry, because I thought about how many motivated idiots there are in the world. I think a motivated idiot is a lot more dangerous than a non motivated idiot. At least the non motivated ones just sit around being stupid. The motivated idiots are all up the world’s guts, fucking it up one stupid decision at a time.

  • Listen up, next week on the 25th is the second annual Jamhole live audience show. Fuck yea.
  • Shaun thought he deserved the night off, so we let him do that. I’m sure he greatly regrets it.
  • You should probably just watch our shows with the latest version of flash and Google chrome, or Firefox / sea monkey.  If you have a Droid you can also get the unofficial Justin.tv viewer app. It works pretty damn good.
  • Yea, my time is limited, so I just rehashed last years poster. Who cares?
  • THERE WILL BE NO JAMHOLE EPISODE FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 17TH. Sorry, we are doing the Hot Box Roach Market festival on Saturday the 18th and all this equipment needs to be there. Check the schedule.
  • Danni has a deep seeded love for all things flannel. She can’t help it, it’s genetic.
  • Happy 30th birthday to our friend Mat. Also happy birthday to his nuts. All of his nuts.
  • Ok homo’s, it’s time for Iphone news. Jamhole style! Suck it Josh.
  • I don’t know who’s worse, this jerk fuck, or all of the jerk fuck people who follow him. All 50 of them. Check out how on top of shit I am. I wrote about this way back on episode 375. Let’s just get it over with and burn all of the religious texts. Sure, why the fuck not.
  • Hundreds of sex abuse victims. When the Catholic church does something, they do it right.
  • This is what happens when your annoying ass dog pisses off your neighbor. Shut your fucking dog up!
  • When your daughter’s volleyball team gets their fucking asses handed to them, just pull a gun. Duh! They were totally getting hit with balls in their faces.
  • More incest in Utah. If you are going to rape, you might as well rape someone NOT related to you. Just saying… Your laziness will not be tolerated by the Jamhole. Make sure to ask Danni about her parents’ private parts.
  • If you are going to have a sex slave, might as well make it a retarded sex slave. For seven years he kept that shit going. I don’t think I could fuck a retard. I might let one suck me off, but that’s about as far as it goes. They had a FUCKING FIELD DAY with that poor unsavory. Pour out some liquor.
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