Ep 210: Vagina Spiders

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“I killed Michael fucking Jackson!”

What do you get when you have a full house, a good amount of beer, and a bunch of dirty punks playing with a purple dong from erototoys.com? You get vagina spiders. That’s right, on tonight’s episode of the jamhole, we welcome the vagina spiders to come spill beer and talk to you about the classy things in life. What a beautiful show, I told you motherfucks that if you bang the table it will show up in the recording. I’m good at editing, but I don’t think even Tom could have taken out all the bumps and bangs out of this one. No big deal though, makes it sound more raw, and as we have all learned from watching cheesy redneck type wrestling, raw is war. So I just got back from truck camping and it was amazing, so these notes are going to be short and to the point. Join us Monday evening to hear all about camping and the aftermath of having vagina spiders all up in your house.

  • Click here for all the vagina spiders tour information or check out their myspace.com/vaginaspiders
  • Mat’s mom cracks funny jokes, but then feels totally bad about it afterwords.
  • Another childhood memory ruined by Michael Bay. He should have retired after the rock.
  • The new Indiana Jones sucks, but still not as bad as Transformers 2. Thanks Hollywood!
  • Not sure if you know this or not, but Michael Jackson is dead.
  • Danni finds her long lost brother, the son of the devil.
  • More economic problems and people coping with them in the best of ways.
  • Indians are not allowed to have hand sanitizer because they will drink it.
  • Shooting up drugs… Wow…
  • The Vagina Spiders plan and some more information about them.
  • I got crabs and I didn’t even have sex!
  • Squirters and helpful sex advice including if you cum too fast, drink lots of liquids, then fuck, then pee. Problem solved.
  • NSA – No Shirts Allowed.
  • Assaulting your mother with a 3 foot long ___________!
  • When sleep peeing goes totally wrong, you get stabbed in the face.
  • Why Africa still sucks and always will suck as a continent and a society.
  • Stabbing way too many times, but I guess she was just that much of a bitch.
  • This looks like a good place to sleep.
  • Throw children in front of fast moving vehicles and trains.