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TJH 609: Happy Ending

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“Hi, I’m calling about your red Volvo for sale.”

Here’s a not so fresh episode of the Jamhole. I’m lazy and apparently have had better things to do with my time than write show notes or post shows. It’s the holiday, I’m allowed. Did I mention we’re going to Defcon August 1st – 4th? Yeah, we are, all thanks to a listener. It’s going to be awesome, so if you are thinking about going, you should definitely go. Puffer had to go to Washington to pick up his kid or something, so we had to skip the show this week. But since I held out on you for so long releasing this episode from a couple weeks go, it’ll be like it’s new. Enjoy!

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Ep 260: Sex Monster

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“Would you say the internet has made you a better fucker, or a worse fucker?”

For being as technologically advanced in our civilization and society as we are, we seem to have a strange fascination with creating weapons that have the capability to completely destroy all existence as we know it. We don’t even have just one mode for total destruction either. We have a vast array of devices and contraptions that are all equally pernicious as they are  terrifying. You can’t really blame us if you go back through the historological records, the law of the land favoring the group with the biggest, baddest weaponry. Whether you are simply protecting yourself from invasion, or doing the invading, having the most high tech arsenal will always increase your chances of decimating those who oppose you. No shit you’re probably saying to yourself. Fucking duh Mat, everyone knows this. The point of what I’m really stoned and trying to get across is this. If humans are so fucking awesome and advanced and shit, then why the fuck do we still have petty bullshit problems to worry about like WAR, or using up all our natural resources, which also happens to play a tiny little discreet role in the equilibrium of our planet. Not to sound like a faggy hippy tree hugger or anything, but seriously, we are killing the planet we depend on to sustain us. No planet, no us. Know planet, know us. HAH! That’s like those stupid no god things that are all over twitter trends right now. I want one that says “No god, no shit!”

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