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Ep 371: The Fallout Zone

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“So, did you get your ass beat by a bunch of canucks?”

According to this article out of Vancouver, gangsters, also known as thugs, or “G’d up douche bags,” have found themselves a new drug of choice. Really? I’m intrigued… This in and of itself isn’t surprising, but what is surprising is the reason the article states. They say that an increasing number of mid level British Columbia G’s have started getting hooked on oxycontin to “relieve the stress and pain of their volatile life in the criminal underworld.” Hahahaha, oh fucking man. I’m so stressed right now, I gotta go kill this nigga who was talking shit, I gotta go collect money from my hoe stable, I got three different baby mommies all wanting a piece of my scrilla (that’s money for our white uncultured readers). Fuck, I need a stress reliever. I know, let’s get nice and addicted to prescription grade heroin! Fantastic, as if your life wasn’t shit enough, you go and add drug addiction to the mix? You know, I always heard in rap songs that pimpin ain’t easy, or 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one, but I have yet to hear a gangsta rapper talk about being so stressed out over being gangsta that they had to go and get addicted to one of the most addictive substances in our pharmacological arsenal. They are going to have to change the song to say 100 problems but a bitch still ain’t one, but I had to add another problem because I’m a fucking oxycontin junky now. I guess gang banging thugs aren’t exactly known for their intelligence. This just goes to show you how much of a quick learner I am. I figured out the amazing power of oxy to make you not give a fuck about how shitty your life is over a decade ago. They are just now figuring this out? I am curious how a gang member looks when he’s all out of pills and can’t afford ammo for his gat in order to go rob another pharmacy to reup the stash. What would that look like? That’s the image they should use on their album cover. Because as you all may or may not know, every gang member is also an aspiring “recording artist.” You should take a quick look at the actual article I’m talking about, because it goes into detail about how these gang members went on nasty drug fueled killing sprees because the oxycontin in their brain’s made them give even less of a fuck then they did before. Is that even possible? Fuck yes it is. I never used to really give a fuck, then once I started taking pills, I gave even less of a fuck… about ANYTHING, except of course, for getting more pills.

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