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“That’s what you get bitch for holding out on me.”
People of the world come in all shapes and sizes of stupidity, from the little tiny retarded midget idiots, to the big giant down alien syndrome idiots. People seem to have the hardest time completing even the simplest of tasks. What is it about humanity that makes us struggle through the thick and the thin, putting pin holes in the condom of life. Whether you are bursting the proverbial bubble bobble head, or raining on the gay pride parade of America, people work their whole lives away and at the end of the day, they are barely able to save aside what little common cents they have managed to gather. If you stop and smell the roses and two lips of life, take a minute and reflect on what makes you crucify the christ. Burn the witches, don’t take time to save the snitches, and remember, if you burn the bridges, eventually the island will catch on to that two week old forest fire mentality. We’re all just squirrels trying to bust a fat nut in the face of adversity playing songs on the cat gut.
- Whoa dude, you have a dead mouse in your cooler.
- Where the fuck did you learn how to drive, Playskool? Oh wait, you don’t have your degree do you…
- Danni is no longer mobile, which means Mat has to play taxi cab driver.
- Snowplow vs. Roadkill, Fight!
- Brayden hands in his resignation, we all shed some tears. Literally.
- Don’t put soap in your vagina, it burns worse than Gonorrhea. Thank you bash.org.
- The Hangover was pretty good, the song that played during the credits, not so much. Damn you Flo-rida!
- There is most likely a spider laying eggs inside our mixer now. You are in breach of contract.
- Falling down is a great movie now that I am old enough to understand how bad day to day routine sucks.
- The Secret of Moonacre is a pretty awesome movie if your a fucking fantasy geek.
- The Book of Blood is also a pretty awesome movie. I did finally kill the spider, four hours later.
- How people are finding The Jamhole… In other news, the Internet is filled with perverts and pedophiles.
- The greatest present you could get yourself for fathers day, kill your son. BOOYA!
- The Russian black widow. Only in Russia do chicks actually rape dudes.
- Living in a literal hell hole… Now with more children absolutely free of charge! Available for a limited time only.
- Lets welcome back our good friend Fuck My Life.
- If you play duelling banjos one more time, I swear to fuck I will stick that banjo down your throat.
- Where do you go to get your human body parts? The local church of course. Duh!
