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“Stay the fuck off of my 92.7.”
In all my years being connected to the internet, I’ve seen my fair share of fucked up shit. It usually comes in the form of a stretched out asshole with shit all over it, or a horse cock penetrating a human male to death, or a glass getting broken inside a human male’s asshole, you get the picture. I was reading through my latest google news page, when I came across this little gem. If you can’t click the link, let me give you the gist of it. Basically it’s a robot sex doll who just so happens to be artificially intelligent. Her name is RoXXXy. No pun intended. What really rubbed me awkwardly about this little robot sex vixen, is the basis and inspiration of her creator. Douglas Hines says the inspiration for RoXXXy comes from a friend who died during the September 11th attacks. Ok, so let me get this straight, you created an artificially intelligent sex doll because you lost a friend in 9/11? I don’t know about you, but that gives me the fucking creeps. Apparently Mr. Hines set out to create an autonomous robot humanoid to allow his friends children to grow up with somewhat of a father figure, but because of how the market was, he ended up creating a sex doll. You kind of went the other way with that didn’t you. From father figure to motherly cum receptacle. I guess the market really does dictate invention. I mean let’s be honest, what good is a doll unless it has a couple of holes to fuck? (She cums with three). Exactly, not very good at all. The robot comes with five customizable personalities ( Frigid Farrah, Wild Wendy, S&M Susan, Young and Mature Martha), as well as the capability to program your own. The base model starts at $7,000. I don’t know about you, but for that much money, I could find something a lot more attractive and interactive to stick my dick in. But, rich people do have weird fetishes, so who knows. If you start seeing these things wandering around, it’s time to kick the HUAR plan into full speed. This is the beginning of the end of humanity. I’m calling that shit right now.
- Danni leaves the Jamhole for a couple days here and there. Don’t worry, the show must go on.
- Your best friend has children, you remember that right? They won’t be going to Vegas.
- Danni is going to party super party in Vegas. Let’s all hope she comes back.
- Guess who got served again? Should have served him back this time. It’s cool, just ignore it and it will go away.
- One minute your looking for a bag of weed, the next your sucking dick for blow. That’s just how Vegas rolls. Of course I’m a little worried.
- In a knife fight, I would destroy you. I may not have ever been in a fight, but I’ve played mexican knife fight many times.
- All I’m saying is be careful when you get down there. Vegas chews up bitches and spits out prostitute drug addict strippers. That’s just how it is.
- Nice work so far in 2010 MPP. Let’s get some good Nevada marijuana legislation going. Hey Richard Gammick, quit being such a huge douche bag. Have you seen Nevada lately? Weed is the least of their problems.
- Another question from our friend, Dr Brendanos. What kind of world would you rather live in? Poor kittens… We’ll have another one for the Monday night show. Thank you!
- Hey citizens of Kalispell, you SUCK at driving on the ice. Figure it out, get your shit together, and stop running into shit. Is this the first time you’ve ever driven on ice? Because you are acting like it.
- Let me tell you about thees retards. Hey, your name is Mat, I have a brother named Mat. I’m down! I weep for your daughter. Clean your house please, it fucking stinks.
- Hey airports, I really hope you figure your shit out before September. Don’t make me have to find another place to do a live show.
- Huge thanks to Jeff Buda for helping a brother out with the RSS. You are awesome. I’m still looking for some CSS / WordPress help for the site redesign, so email info@thejamhole.com or use the contact form on the about us page.
- Stay the fuck off my FM frequency please. No one wants to hear that shit. Especially not me. 92.7 is mine, find another frequency. Fuck cunt piss shit I hate you!
- This is why I’ve been playing with my asshole lately. Is that really what a hemorrhoid? Not funny. Another lesson of the human body with Mat and Danni. This was more of a visual thing.
- Why don’t you tell us how you got your penis stuck in the stainless steel pipe to begin with? That does not look like something I want my penis in. You are 40, you should know better than that.
- Stupid people at Walmart. You used the electronic scooter for your get away vehicle? Nice!
- This is what happens when you don’t raise your kids properly. Fucking little bastards. You’re 12, go home!
- Couple of the year so far. Can you guess which one has the penis? Busted for playing tug of war with a 2 month old. You have to see this picture.
- No gay shit, female animals only! If you own the animals, I’ll allow it. I’m gonna go fuck this goat, or one of Redfox’s friends. The choice is yours.
- Iguanas falling from the sky. Only in our most fucked up state. Duh, they are cold blooded. DUH!
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