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“The pickle has won!”
Check this shit out. I had to work Saturday, Sunday was spent trying to help ease the eye strain for those of you who enjoy reading the show notes on the site. I changed some of the CSS, made things a little easier to find, and since I do it trial and error style, it took me most of the night to do. Not to mention working on some other projects with my brother, and trying to write a motherfucking rhyme or two every now and then, this is what you get for notes. I am slowly appreciating the fact that the Jamhole forums is on the ning network, and not made from phpbb, because that shit is a pain in the ass. Can we please just stick with one language? No, of course not, fuck me. So here I sit, one thirty on the clock, flashing at me like I’m some sort of idiot. Hopefully one day we’ll have the resources to be able to hire professional coders to code my shit for me, but until then, this is what you get. If you don’t like it, then maybe you should learn how to code, and take the steps to make this motherfucker shine. I’m delirious, horny, itchy, and boring, all at the same time. Oh yea, and I really want a ciggy, but for some strange reason, I can’t seem to take my eyes off this god forsaken screen. Like I’ve forgotten something. What could it be? If you find a problem with what I’ve done on the site, please email info@thejamhole.com or use that sweet little spam free form on the about us page. Also, I’m really digging astronomycast’s idea of having listeners send post cards, so we can get a better idea of where our audience is in the world. Like a quick little game of where’s waldo. You can do that straight to the po box, no problem, right now! So I’m trying to figure out a way to get to defcon, if you wanna party, and have some extra funds, check out the donate page. You should also probably check out the Jamhole 250 show, and the Book of Matthew. One is our first live audience show, the other is my first hip hop cd. Get them both, you dig? Also make sure you are a member of the forums. That way you know what’s going on, and we can count you. I like counting, as long as I’m not counting crows. Let’s end on a high note shall we?
- You know Thursday, February 18th 2010 was our two year anniversary of The Jamhole, the most tasteless piece of media we’ve ever subjected ourselves to. Congrats!
- People seem to enjoy Marc being on the show, we’ll see if we can keep him on every now and then. Thanks for the feedback. We are five years apart, and yes, we know we look alike, thank you.
- Mike writes in to give us the inside scoop on jake brakes. Do we have any other truckers out there listening? Email info@thejamhole.com and let us know, or of course, use the contact form on the about us page.
- Remember that lawyer office with the dog in it? He took a swipe at my hand, but my reactions are quicker than his. Please leave your dogs at home if you are in a small office. Or put the dog away if you know you’re delivery guy is coming. Not everyone thinks your dog is as awesome as you do.
- A tragic premature end to the dodgeball season. Kicked off the team, then banned from the boys and girls club premises. Wow, so I guess we’re NOT all adults here. I’m cool, as long as I get my refund. Also, keep an eye out for the game 2 video, the tragic finale of the two dodgeball games I played. Are we really tacky?
- Guess who’s back? Back again, 40 days for life is back, tell a friend. So the first 120 days have been fruitless, this time god will listen.
- Here is the youtube clip of the little girl I was talking about. She never had a chance. You should all email trierw@bresnan.net and tell them to go away. Or pretend like you are going to have an abortion, and see if she can convince you not to. Record the call and send it to us. We’ll compare notes.
- WWJD!?!?! Check out what would Jamhole do question 20 on the forums. Would you tell?
- Join the Jamhole facebook group and the forums. We have numbers!
- The pickle has beat nickleback! I repeat, the pickle got more fans on facebook then nickleback! Who should the next challenger be? I’m thinking Sara Palin. The pickle will get more fans than Sara Palin.
- Here’s some weird sex facts that may or may not be true.
- Charged with assault on your brand new wife. Hell yes. I gotta make sure she can handle when I knock her the fuck out.
- Hey, have you seen my gun? Shit… Nice work homeland security. That is retarded.
- If you smoke K2, you are a huge D-Bag. I got an F and a C and I got a K2, the only thing that’s missing is a bitch like you!
- Fuck the Olympics.
- The worse cocaine smuggler in Sweden. Did he seriously bite you?
- Sure you can take your laptop home, because we are spying on you. Go ahead and get changed, it’s ok. We’re teachers, you can trust us. You weird creepy fucks.
- Please put your clothes back on, and get off that car. You crazy fuck. All these crazy fucks. Praise god! You are 57 years old, behave your fucking self.
- Another voicemail from redfox. Fuck megachurches, and minorchurches.
- Happy two year anniversary to the Jamhole, and happy one year anniversary to Danni and myself. Show us some love in the form of pay pal donations.
- Anyone wanna hire the best cook around? She needs a job. Treat your employees nice, and stop taking advantage of them. See you Monday! Did you notice the changes? Yea, it’s now 2 am. BEDTIME!
