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“If we modeled our society after Starcraft 2, we’d be great.”
One step closer to the American dream. The derelicts scream on the silver screen. We pay big bucks to see it, give a sick fuck and critique it, until in the end you end up being it. So chew it up then spit it out, we’re too proud to set this one down. Drowning in pity for a party in the city, you never looked so good, it’s so shitty. So please forgive me before you go home and the next time we meet we’ll be home alone. I walk miles every day to bring you the sunshine, and in your own special way you make it rain on my fun time parade. So cut the charade with a butter knife and let’s all pray for a better life.
- September 25th is quickly approaching, so get your travel plans in order. We are going to have quite the party. It’s our second annual live show. We’ll be camping Thursday and Friday, then the show is Saturday.
- We saw the faggy magic movie, also known as The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. I don’t like that kid. It’s cool, lately, I’m all about supporting shit movies.
- I can’t wait for the new Tron movie. If you work at the movie theater, I want the Tron light cycle please and thank you.
- Shaun once again saves hip hop up here in the middle of nowhere. If you need a mic rocked, get a hold of us. He may have started a family feud.
- Apparently I was living with two Blackfoot Indians. I really wish I would have known that before hand.
- The worse idea Shaun has ever heard. Just slap that bitch. That’s how you know. There’s nothing like a good slap in the face to shake your reality.
- Redfox calls in to tell you all how awesome the 404 live show is going to be.
- Yes, I carry around a backpack with me. I guess that makes me a backpack rapper.
- If we plan on surviving a few more generations, we’re going to need to get the fuck off this planet, so says the smart drooling one.
- Since when did sitting in the sauna cooking yourself to death become a sport? Well, the world has lost a great champion then. The pictures are pretty fucking disgusting.
- Cheating on your significant other with a tranny. You totally got caught fucking shim. HAhahaha. Now you have acid burns all over your body. You kinda had that coming.
- Vampires are among us. I blame twilight for this… And probably True Blood.
- I have to go out and gamble so bad, but what the fuck do we do with the kid? Chain that little fucker to the table, he’s grounded anyways.
- Murdering the family in a hoarder house. I will never understand how people even attempt to live like that.
- There’s no way to celebrate a wedding then by killing your father, and wounding a bunch of guests, because you suck at firing your AK-47. You are a fucking idiot.
- Getting caught jerking off with a MANnequin. You fucking weird homo.
- If my friends ever pulled some shit like this, I would have some serious revenge. My apologies if we read this story on a previous episode. They all blur together for me.
- Look out fifty cent, we have a new bad boy who, if he knows what’s good for him, will start a rap career. He was shot 21 times and survived.
- Help keep the show going strong by tossing some cash our way. Also, RSVP on the Facebook group or the Forums event page for the September 25th live show, episode 404 not found in the 406.
